UnrepententProcrastinator,
teft, 
Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?
Assman, 
Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.
BigBananaDealer, 
if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself
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Jimbo, 
mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce.
You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?
postmateDumbass, He just has chickens with varriable resistance.
Jimbo, Do tell
If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I’d be pretty happy
bruhduh, 
Just add some MSG
DerisionConsulting, I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?
bruhduh, Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight
Assman,
- Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it
- Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it’s a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.
RamblingPanda, Fuck you, it’s not every day!
Yesterday I had pizza. 😐
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RamblingPanda, The diet of champions!
Jimbo, Is there a source for this picture without the text?
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postmateDumbass, If this cat is not named Garfield…
RamblingPanda, Thanks, friend 💖
foggy, I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I’m back in bed now. :)
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AngryCommieKender, Vanilla ice cream with peanut butter and jelly.
Assman, Brb putting fruit snacks on ice cream
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