DJKayDawg,
Stamau123,

Ironically scots is now the worst tp you can buy

WaxedWookie,

You mean to tell me that a company that engaged in red scare marketing is now engaged in hyper-capitailist behaviour to fuck their consumers to make a buck? The shock.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Is this a real ad? Lmao

WaxedWookie,

Macarthayism was a hell of a drug.

Donkter,

Op please post this next to your bosses office.

Extrasvhx9he,

If you breathe on it wrong it’ll tear a hole right through it. Hope there’s soap

bobs_monkey,

A prostate exam with every wipe

LinkOpensChest_wav,

It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time

I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply

theodewere,
theodewere avatar

shareholder-ply

bleistift2,

So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.

Feirdro,
  • typical business decision.

Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.

EmergMemeHologram,

One of these two options results in lowering a line item in a budget, the other is just a vague decline in productivity and employee retention.

Bonehead,

The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand.

Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach

willeypete23,

Look, I get it that it’s cool to rag on a company for being cheap and short sighted but this toilet paper is not bought to save money. They know you use more. It’s bought because thin toilet paper breaks down quickly in water, meaning rather than needing a plumber to wrestle your turd nest out of the pipes with a snake, they can hang an out of order sign on the stall for a shift and try flushing again once the “toilet paper” has completely dissolved.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Someone else explained this too. It’s still mildly infuriating when you have to use it. Can’t even pull it out without it breaking before there’s enough tissue for the job because of how the dispenser is designed.

Crozekiel,

You have to layer the individual plys yourself. It’s a build your own toilet paper kit.

PixellatedDave,

Just use a massive amount and if it keeps blocking the loo then oh well when the cheap paper causes too much cost then they might look into better quality stuff.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I don’t even know where they find this stuff. I’ve been broke as a mf joke and had to buy toilet paper from the dollar Tree, which was luxurious quality compared to this.

DontTreadOnBigfoot,
@DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world avatar

Sysco

cashews_best_nut,

Clip your finger nails before your finger breaks through that and you scrape clean your bum hole.

waz,

One side: 80 grit The other side: high gloss

Koordinator_O,
@Koordinator_O@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t you wanna get in touch with your inner self?

forty2,
@forty2@lemmy.world avatar

This has got to be where the idea for transparent wood came from…

What you’re holding there is Prototype-0

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Scientist with clipboard browsing Lemmy

“Sir, he’s found it!”

forty2,
@forty2@lemmy.world avatar

“LinkOpensChest_wave…you magnificent bastard…”

watson387,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Hopefully they realize it won’t save them anything when people use an entire roll every time they shit.

LeroyJenkins,

my company took the tp out of the bathrooms and made it available upon request when we did this. they made us ask the front desk to check out the roll of tp to deter this exact thing.

BigDanishGuy,

Hopefully you all shat in a bucket for week before dumping the contents through the responsible managers sunroof?

XaeroDegreaz,

Found the Amazon warehouse worker

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Did your workplace smell considerably worse after people started only wiping half their asses?

Metatronz,

That’s so fucked up. Sorry, don’t know how else to describe it.

RepulsiveDog4415,

Kinda shitty?

Metatronz,

That works too

Drusas,

This should be against the ADA. Many Americans have Crohn's, ulcerative colitis, IBS, and other issues which make them need to use the restroom frequently. Using toilet paper of that quality quickly becomes painful and causes inflammation.

TopRamenBinLaden,

That TP looks great for removing the static from between your cheeks.

Icaria,

Thin toilet paper is one thing, just use more layers.

Narrow toilet paper is another. Fuck places that use non-standard width toilet paper.

Drusas,

Thin toilet paper is also usually quite coarse, so just using more still isn't fantastic.

XaeroDegreaz,

Yeah but the more layers you use, the less chance you have of deflowering yourself.

krnl386,
@krnl386@lemmy.ca avatar

You should see/try socialist/communist toilet paper. Not only is it thin like this, it will also no-so-gently exfoliate your anus.

Source: Cuban resorts and lived experience in the former Soviet Union during the 80’s and early 90’s.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

indeed as a communist myself i dont even use toilet paper i have a bidet

LinkOpensChest_wav,

More like totalitarian toilet paper

Real stateless, classless societies could probably come up with something less barbaric than smearing your asshole with earth-destroying lumber

BigDanishGuy,

Traveling with school to Poland and Czechia in the late 90s we were told to always bring our own TP if using public restrooms. Not because of the quality, as much as because of the non-existence, of TP.

30 teens were rolling into Poland each with at least one roll of TP in the luggage. No one had to use it.

Moonrise2473,

When I studied in China I was always reminded to take a tp roll with me

Once I forgot, and I realized that even in a KFC the tp was missing in the toilet

Aedis,

Missed opportunity for toiletarian paper

artistan,
@artistan@lemmy.world avatar
LinkOpensChest_wav,

My sibling in arse paper!

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