Justice for Mr cow 😔✊
Evil_Shrubbery, Somewhere there is a cow with a few dozen A-10 tattoos … & one paraglider tattoo.
fuckingkangaroos, Incoming bovine, deploy cowntermeasures!!
bradorsomething, Some high steaks maneuvering.
Thcdenton,
mojofrododojo, I’m sorry but once mr cow declared jihad and joined the taliban, his days were numbered.
MCHEVA4EVA, Damn that’s crazy what do they put when they shoot a British solider? A little teapot?
psmgx, Mr Cow
Mr
HonoraryMancunian, Cow means boy or girl bovine nowadays
sukhmel, But Mr usually does not
nickwitha_k, That’s bull and you know it.
sukhmel, To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn’t look like a bull to me
Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it
if that's a bull, it has some serious health issuesa close up of a bovine frag picture, that looks pretty much like a cow
nickwitha_k, I was just being a bit punny :) “bull” being short for “bullshit”. I didn’t really have an opinion.
littlebluespark, 
The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far…
three, Pedantry is exhausting. A cow is a cow unless there is a need to specify its gender.
Kolanaki, 
The rest of the marks are bombs… Did he shoot the bombs down? Or did he drop a cow on the enemy? 🤔
muse, 
Fetchez la vache!
Skua, Well the bombs explode after he drops them, so I think he can quite safely say he has destroyed those bombs
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer, So it’s safe to assume the Air National Guard has access to exploding beef. Fantastic.
echodot, I think it was just a very resilient cow. But we got him in the end.
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer, They made the commander say “holy cow!”
Cipher22, I assure you, this was added at someone else’s behest.
Delphia, “Its this or your new callsign is “butcher”. Pick.”
swab148, 
That’d be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called “Butcher”, and he absolutely lived up to his name 💪
psmgx, Nah butcher would be a kick-ass callsign.
You’d get something like udder or milker.
RustyWizard, Those aren’t targets painted on, they’re munitions. This A-10 shot a cow at enemy combatants.
DragonTypeWyvern, Or he’s only got one confirmed kill…
Seraph, 
All those bombs and all they killed was one cow? What a waste!
downpunxx, That heifer knew how to serpentine!
littlebluespark, That’s one plucky bovine!
bradorsomething, He looks kind of woozy.
littlebluespark, It’s from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? 😶
Hupf, Fetchez la vache!
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