user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that’s easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

Who would want that?

jungekatz,

Did not get the joke did you ?

raltoid,

Are you trying to make a joke? Or did you not get that the comment you replied to is also a joke?

calavera,

Do we use whoosh here on lemmy or that is something from the past?

CallumWells,

c/whoosh ?

BudFactory,

No u

chorkpop,

No one who is going to pay you wants that. All they care about is user engagement.

the_of_and_a_to,

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  • ErwinLottemann,

    basic responsiveness to support most devices

    Dude, that is the mother of responiveness. It literally supports all the devices.

    MentalFS,
    tetha,

    Entirely true.

    I’m currently working on a little project that’s interesting to me (a low-spoiler walkthrough system for adventure games) and after a lot of back and forth, I decided to cut all of JS out of the picture. Just get rid of all of it, and do good old 90s server-side rendered HTML with modern CSS placed on top of it.

    And that’s, honestly, a joy. The first draft of a page looks like the first screenshot, then you add some semantic classes to the html and throw some simple CSS at it and it looks acceptably neat. And I could get rid of so much janky toolchain I just fail to understand.

    Norgur,

    Found the backend dev. "CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE'RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!"

    Dasnap,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    Frontend: “Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn’t the 90s.”

    Throws React at it

    doppelgangmember,

    Get outta of here !

    /s

    vox,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    yeah, just css is enough.
    you don’t need js unless you need to fetch data dynamically.
    you can do all of your animations, dropdowns and transitions in css.
    like this menu i made. no js in sight.

    streamable.com/4ba0gg

    also fully accessible and you can tab right into it without clicking enter or whatever
    (and respects prefers-reduced-motion)

    residentmarchant,

    React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- …oh, what’s that? We’ve moved on already?

    rikudou,

    The top one’s a motherfucking website, indeed.

    some_guy,

    motherfucking website

    One of my all time faves!

    dessalines,
    cybirdman,

    RIP txti.es

    kionite231,

    What happened with it?

    cybirdman,

    As far as I understand, they were offering free hosting and bad actors took advantage. They didn’t want to start charging so they closed down. Like giving out candies on Halloween and one asshole takes the whole bowl. No candies for you kid, sorry.

    muix,
    glorious_albus,
    aeternum,

    that's what i call a sexy website

    HiddenLayer5,

    Also: Real websites like this don’t have DRM. GOOGLE.

    Aceticon,

    A proper backend developer would have the query be a URL using the GET method with a parameter that the user can fill-in directly in the address bar and the result be a text/plain page with just a bunch of numbers separated by pipe characters (or an application/json page with that info encoded as JSON if you wanna be fancy).

    This has the added advantage of working both for humans and as an API for use in machine to machine communications via HTTP.

    Stuka,

    What if I want the weather in Paris, TX?

    HiddenLayer5,

    You need to fire a gun and to a really good bald eagle impression.

    arc,

    I do front and backend work. Biggest issue I see is people not thinking through interfaces properly (e.g. efficiencies & atomicity of operations), sanitizing inputs on both sides, error handling, and putting in the appropriate validation, authorization & testing.

    childeofentropy,

    My SO just said your comment applies to sex just as well 🤣🤣🤣

    Anticorp,

    As a full stack dev I’d like to say that the issue I see most from backend devs isn’t a lack of styling, it’s their need to wrap every element in 15 motherfucking divs. They don’t seem to understand that most html elements are self contained and can stand on their own.

    Diplomjodler,

    Looks like a perfectly fine frontend to me.

    darkmugglet,

    Asa backend dev, it should be a 503 error. I live in 503 land.

    damnfinecoffee,

    why am i both

    wviana,

    The simple form that shows 503 on submit?

    dullbananas,
    @dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

    The frontend developer made the backend so inefficient that it runs out of memory

    CanadaPlus,

    They have this cool hack where they emulate Edge within Node.js and then run their stuff as a webpage within Edge.

    vera,

    what is wrong with this frontend? not enough ads? loads too quickly?

    adam_y,
    @adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

    I would hire you as my lawyer.

    IamSparticles,

    No designated time zone.

    moosetwin,
    KeefChief12,

    Honestly, no units

    NuPNuA,

    It’s the temperature in Paris so I assume it’s Celsius.

    LeFrog,
    @LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Well, even when visiting this Website from New York? Or if this website is hosted in New York? So many questions arise from assuming :)

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    just missing some flexbox basically

    love me some flexbox

    MentalFS,

    No cookie banner with the worst dark patterns of UX imaginable

    PowerCrazy,

    God I wish weather pages were more like that first one.

    Knusper,

    I like to use this one: wttr.in

    You can get info for a specific city by appending it like this: wttr.in/newyork

    Luftruessel,

    Tysm

    jan75,

    It seems to be down right now, but if i remember correctly this one also works when you are using a terminal and curl, i.E. curl wttr.in/newyork

    Edit: It works again, you can use the command as written above :D

    PR_freak, (edited )

    Akshwallyyyy those are both presentation problems, eg frontend

    Edit: to those downvoting me please tell me why a frontend dev would end up showing a raw error like that on a page

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