Akeldama,
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I just thought I saw a really big rat running down the path towards me. As it got closer, I realised it was just a sausage dog.
I really need to either get my eyes tested or not be in London.

fkamiah17,
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@Akeldama Hey, in London it's pretty easy to mistake a sausage dog for a rat 😬
I'd still fuck off out of there if I were you. And then get some glasses 🤣

Akeldama,
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@fkamiah17 Eye test is going to be booked next week, and I'm now on a train hurtling out into the darkest depths of Kent 😁

fkamiah17,
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@Akeldama Dispute "hurtling". Unless Network South East has been bought by people who know how to run trains 😂

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