onelson,
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It's almost time for . In about 10 minutes, the Joe Bob Countdown will be on my TV, and I'll be chillin' with Ernie.

onelson,
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I'm shopping pizza, online.

onelson,
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The order is in.

I said I was going to go Stupid with it this weekend and that's why I'll be enjoying a Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lover's with Cajun Dry Rub Boneless Wings tonight.

onelson,
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My CGM sensor ended at 4pm and I'm not going to start the next one until later tonight because I hate 4pm as a CGM change time. Pizza night "off sensor" should be interesting.

onelson,
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I'm looking at Ernie chillin' on his tiny trailer, and I'm remembering Joe Bob explaining how they don't ever dress Ernie up and if you see Ernie wearing his tiny cowboy hat it means Ernie put it on his own self!

onelson,
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Let's goooo

onelson,
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We always use PAAS, my man.

onelson,
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Rottentail, eh?

Am I the only one who's never heard of this?

angelus_04,
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@onelson Never heard of it either

onelson,
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@angelus_04 solidarity

onelson,
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I was traumatized as a young kid by a rabbit-hunting experience. I was staying with a family that had a bunch of ferrets and I didn't realize what "take the ferrets out for a walk in the woods" meant when asked if I wanted to tag along.

onelson,
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These drive-in totals are wild.

onelson,
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That shot in The Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane was hard to watch.

onelson, (edited )
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Rottentail (2018)

Okay, here we go.

onelson,
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Nobody likes a cheese eater.

onelson,
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Get this guy some radishes in a hurry.

onelson,
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Hope he goes out to buy some really big gloves before he goes on that date.

onelson,
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If I'm honest, I'm not enjoying this. I think Joe Bob was being Ultra Generous with his 3.5 stars.

angelus_04,
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@onelson Yeah I agree too high of a rating

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

I agree. It's not even like 80s splatterpunk funny which can be good.

puffer,
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@onelson he seems to really enjoy this. Joe Bob likes some weird shit.

onelson,
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@puffer and I think that's neat, but I have to just accept it's not for me.

puffer,
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@onelson oh yeah, fair enough. I’m not sure it’s my thing entirely either.

onelson,
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I'm enjoying this segment, however. This episode of is one where "Just Joe Bob" is how I'd prefer it.

onelson,
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I have also yelled, "Because I am a genius!" and then immediately knocked a full cup all over my workspace. We've all done it.

onelson,
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Suddenly remembering Joe Bob's story about interviewing David Gale about Re-Animator, or was it Jeffrey Combs.... anyway, the thing he shared was "I remember the floor was always sticky" or something.

onelson,
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Is there some reason he's rhyming and so on? Is that a rabbit thing?

onelson,
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This movie reminds me a lot of Evil Bong, which at least had the decency to have runtimes that barely lasted an hour.

I think the 8th Evil Bong, and maybe one other featured Darcy but that barely saved them. Actually, it didn't save anything, but I hope Darcy got paid.

onelson,
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Correction: I should have said Evil Bong and/or Gingerdead Man.

onelson,
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What is happening

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

I gave up at the elevator scene

onelson,
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@KentuckyConjurer I guess this is a new problem for this season. It used to be I'd sometimes bounce off one movie, but there was always a 2nd movie to help even things out.

Now I have to fend for myself.

onelson,
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Heads Roll

onelson,
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Once again, I'm asking what is happening

angelus_04,
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@onelson I have no idea and I am watching the same movie you are

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

Trash. Trash is what's happening. LOL

onelson,
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I had to take care of something in the other room and now I absolutely have no idea what is happening.

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

Peter died. The girl got away. All the kids got rabbit pellets in their plastic eggs.

onelson,
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@KentuckyConjurer and now, a baby

onelson,
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It's over. Hoooookayyyy.

onelson,
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Joe Bob knows he's backing a stinker. Every single segment has him musing about "maybe THIS is why the movie wasn't well received?"

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