exchgr,
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i was on the fence before, but after much consideration, i’ve finally decided: i’m against earthquakes

shantini,
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@exchgr +1 been motion sick all day

exchgr,
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@shantini oh no :(

exchgr,
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especially since one shook me off a fence that one time

danblondell,
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@exchgr I’m on the fence about this joke because it’s shaking my faith in very dumb puns

danblondell,
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@exchgr It might be… is it possible?… too dumb of a pun?

exchgr,
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@danblondell oh it’s extremely dumb

danblondell,
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exchgr,
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@danblondell it’s pretty…pretty dumb

danblondell,
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exchgr,
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@danblondell he is wasted lol

brianstorms,
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@exchgr

My very first earthquake: a few months after my wife and I had quit our East Coast jobs, packed up, and driven to a new apt in San Diego. 6am or so, our apt is on 3rd floor of a tall wooden apt bldg. 6.0 quake hits, lierally THROWS ME OUT OF BED onto the floor, I scramble up having no idea wtf is going in, my wife’s freaking out too, I run into the long narrow hallway from bedrm to living rm and I swear the walls in hallway formed a parallelogram. Whole building swaying! Insane.

exchgr,
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@brianstorms holy shit!

brianstorms,
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@exchgr

By 2001, by which time we were in a house on a hill looking out over the Pacific, whenever a quake hit, we would pause from sipping our wines, feel the quake shake and rattle the house, then I’d say, in a jaded, oh-so-cool been-there-done-that Californian way, “Seems like a 4.5, epicentered 175 miles NNE, 20 miles from Lake Arrowhead, and I’m gonna say, hmm, 4.5 miles underground” and my wife would announce her guess then we’d check the TV to see who was more right. 🤣

exchgr,
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@brianstorms an earthquake connoisseur

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