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Aquarium fish tip:

Figure out when delivery day is and order the day before delivery day; it's usually every week

By that point most of the fish that aren't going to make it have already died and been scooped out and you're left with only the ones that have proven they can survive the shock of being moved

If you didn't know that, and you showed up the day after a delivery, what you'll see is a guy scooping half a dozen dead fish out of every single tank

screwtape,
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@pleaseclap morbid but I guess fish are like this, animals generally actually.

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@screwtape It's the same reason to skip dating until your forties

screwtape,
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@pleaseclap
Nothing says romance like consulting a generalised Weibul distribution against human mortality

pleaseclap,
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Some of these fish have an MSRP of $30 and some of them sell for $0.50 and I'm pretty sure it costs about the same to produce any one of them and the only difference is how much people want them

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