ProfessorOwl_PhD, Bukak-tree
ThrowawayPermanente, Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural
The_Blasphemer, There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.
Evil_Shrubbery, (edited ) Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.
And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).
Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).
Metans, After playing the Resident Evil 3 Remake, Gerald went out into the woods to recreate that one scene from the Power Station
groknull, There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.
Entertainmeonly, What they don’t tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don’t feed often enough.
redbr64, Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel’s stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal’s carcass
Ulfenstein, Daddy nature
Leate_Wonceslace, “That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen.”
Francisco, Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.
DjMeas, Morning wood.
Wakmrow, Treenis
rhythmisaprancer, A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.
Tylerdurdon, Herbal essence in yo mouff!
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