RockyBass,

A healthy amount of skepticism is indeed important.

v8bmx3,
@v8bmx3@lemmy.ml avatar

😄

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Some of them were too busy Dancing the Kung Fu.

brlemworld,

Hi daddy

son_named_bort,

I also question how fast their moves really were, as it’s impossible to be fast as lightning.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

And even if they were, how is that even a little bit frightening?

Cethin,

You wouldn’t be frightened by some literally physically impossible moves?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Hell no! I’d be stoked because that would be dope to witness!

snooggums,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

So many thunderclaps!

rapechildren,
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Everybody that I’m referring to for the purposes of this song was kung fu fighting

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

From my understanding there were relatively as fast as lightning but clearly not literally.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

However, it’s not hyperbole to say that it was a little bit frightening.

milicent_bystandr,

They may, in fact, not have had true expertise.

reinei,

Wasn’t it more like not quite expert timing?

Psythik,

Is that logo on the port-a-potty a reference to Back to the Future 2?

Raiderkev,

I came to say the same. It’s what I thought of when I saw it.

killjuden,
FiniteBanjo,

That’s a walking Lemmy comment right there.

bhamlin,

Ok, is no one going to mention that he is holding a smaller hand to adjust his sunglasses?

deroyonz,

AI image generators having to scrape stuff like this and somehow not come up with monstrosities

Dasus,

“An image of kung fu fighting, please.”

Screen full of sunglasses and hands touching said sunglasses to put them better on the face with a face

What

Psythik,

Not sure if this is sarcasm or a reference I’m not getting, but just in case: It’s not AI generated. I know this because the sign in the background is legible. The hand belongs to the woman to his right. The photo was taken right as he was lifting his hand to adjust/remove his sunglasses.

slackassassin,

I think they were talking about AI being trained using this image. Like this dude got AI out here thinking people got hands on hands on hands.

Psythik,

My bad. Having ADHD can screw up my reading comprehension pretty badly at times.

Kedly,

Came here for the tiny hand

EpeeGnome,

On a closer look, the small hand is the guy behind him holding a phone to his ear

bhamlin,

Is it a different guy? Or is it a second smaller head behind his larger head?

EpeeGnome,

A valid interpretation of ambiguous photo. I suppose it’s impossible to know for sure.

SkyezOpen,

Let’s say for a minute, that hypothetically, everyone was in fact kung fu fighting. Now statistically speaking of course, this is impossible. Now hypothetically if they were, hypothetically of course. Now, would they all be performing the same so called Kung Fu move? Statistically speaking that is highly unlikely. This would also, hypothetically, be quite dangerous if it were to actually occur. Coming from a medical official, my wife, who is a doctor, she says that hypothetically, this would be dangerous. So, logically, this would not happen. So in fact, there is no way, impossible even, that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.

Thcdenton,

I really want to give you a wedgie for typing that

SkyezOpen,

I stole it but I’ll take the wedgie anyway.

ignotum,

It really depends on what group of people we’re talking about, what if you were attending a kung-fu-con, then the odds of everybody kung fu fighting increases dramatically

SkyezOpen,

Except lightning travels at 270,000 mph, therefore it is literally impossible that their moves were “fast as lightning.”

Kanda,

It still doesn’t seem likely as someone has to man the Kung Fu merch stalls, organize the event, take tickets, etc. Perhaps some of these tasks could be combined with Kung Fu fighting, but all of them seem very unlikely.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Lightning travels much slower when it’s doing kung-fu moves.

Linecutter,

That’s the speed of lightning in a vacuum, the speed of lightning in a dojo is significantly slower. In fact scientists believe that it can be brought to a crawl visible to normal human vision using a Tai Chi doping process. (Vacuum: Yes, i know)

Ookami38,

In my head you sound like Ben Shapiro.

Cryophilia,

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind

gofsckyourself,
AGD4,

That shirt is not as hard as that Oasis juice box he’s holding.

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