New Texas Law Makes It Legal To Sue Any Woman Whose Weight Fluctuates To Find Out What’s Going On There
chicken, This is why we need data privacy protections against the government
Naja_Kaouthia, 
Don’t give them any ideas.
morphballganon, They’re already thinking it
PenisWenisGenius, Oof, I’m afraid this is one of those Onion articles that are going to end up being real some day. I’m bookmarking this link.
BioDriver, 
God dammit don’t give them ideas
just_another_person, I’d believe this would come out of Texas if real.
octopus_ink, I assumed it was real at first. They’ve gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.
Delusional, 100% this is some shit they’d do.
bitchkat, Its where project2025 (or whatever it is) gets their outline from.
OhmsLawn, Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they’re doing now.
TheBat, 
I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.
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