Naja_Kaouthia

Naja_Kaouthia, 20 hours ago

The US is pretty bad at any kind of social welfare. At least they’re consistent I guess. Source: am USian.

Naja_Kaouthia, 1 day ago

Well I mean, America’s comedy president thought it might be a feasible option to drop nuclear weapons onto hurricanes (allegedly) so I’m sure someone would give stopping El Niño the ol’ college try.

Naja_Kaouthia, 2 days ago

Good for her! I hope she kicks all those rich old white guys right in the dick. Repeatedly.

Naja_Kaouthia, 2 days ago

Well I can say I’m all the dumber for reading that exchange. Mind you, I’m already kind of an idiot.

Naja_Kaouthia, 2 days ago

Cat.

Naja_Kaouthia, 5 days ago

Don’t give them any ideas.

Naja_Kaouthia, 6 days ago

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

Naja_Kaouthia, 6 days ago

That looks a lot like spekkoek.

Naja_Kaouthia, 7 days ago

I was actually sitting here wondering the same thing. There’s plenty of evidence that none of this works yet they keep truckin’ along.

Naja_Kaouthia, 12 days ago

I was somewhat disappointed to discover that no skulls were involved in this hatchet burial.

Naja_Kaouthia, 13 days ago

I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.

Naja_Kaouthia, 13 days ago

Definitely been taking the good Sudafed.

Naja_Kaouthia, 13 days ago

I may have to go get one. The area around my nose looks like it’s been set on fire at this point and I have some reservations about leaving the house sporting my nose tampon.

Naja_Kaouthia, 13 days ago

I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.

Naja_Kaouthia, 13 days ago

So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!

Naja_Kaouthia, 13 days ago

The rash is real. I look like I’ve been in an industrial accident or something.

Naja_Kaouthia, 16 days ago

I generally try not to read them either. I have elementary age kids. Before I had kids I owned a handgun and would go to the range but when the kids came along the gun had to go. There’s no level of risk other than zero that’s acceptable to me in this regard.

Naja_Kaouthia, 19 days ago

Just tell her she’s there to install the border lasers.

Naja_Kaouthia, 19 days ago

Well at least now I know how I’m going to go.

Naja_Kaouthia, 21 days ago

I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.

Naja_Kaouthia, 21 days ago

I work in training and development and almost had a stroke today when someone showed me some new material for new hires that essentially said, ‘to get promoted you should volunteer to do more work’. Uh, no. We’re not asking people to work for free, take that out. Forget it ever existed. Fucks sake.

Naja_Kaouthia, 22 days ago

Cat.

Naja_Kaouthia, 23 days ago

Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.