aeronmelon,

He does not ‘got a little Captain in him.’

usualsuspect191,

This can’t be real, it’s so bad. Is the sword just clipped to his hand?

bionicjoey,

For people who aren’t aware, Henry Morgan was a legendary pirate who used his pirate booty to purchase sugar plantations in Jamaica to produce rum. Eventually he became so wealthy and famous that he was appointed the Colonial Governor of Jamaica.

He wasn’t a 20-something guy in a nightclub with a popped collar.

Wanderer,

He wasn’t a pirate at all, he was a privateer.

FozzyOsbourne,

Privateers are just pirates with a licence from the king!

Wanderer,

Soldiers are just murderers with a licence from the king!

It’s a big difference.

FozzyOsbourne,

I don’t think soldiers are generally told they can keep all the loot from every foreigner they kill

bionicjoey,

Literally the same thing during the golden age of piracy.

metallic_substance,

To be fair, he’s now basically a cartoon character who is used to promote the sale of cheap flavored rum. So…

ActionHank,

And I’m sure there was nothing going on there but well paying jobs for the local inhabitants. What a cool guy.

bionicjoey,

Oh yeah no, the dude was a slave owner and a piece of shit. Let’s also not forget what a pirate literally is. He was not a good dude. But he was famous and was subjectively kinda a badass in a historically contextualized perspective.

anarchrist,

How will I know this is saucy sauce if the cap isn’t looking saucy? Frankly dangerous.

ivanafterall,
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Version on the right has poor posture and almost certainly plays bass.

thelsim,
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Is that a cape, or a piece of cloth stuck to his back? It looks so weird.

anarchrist,

It’s a “kick me” sign.

ThrowawayPermanente,

Left: I just sacked Panama Right: We had already been at peace with Spain for 2 weeks

QuincyPeck,

That is not an improvement.

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