lorrden, to random
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Veza85UE,
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@lorrden IF this is true, this is my favourite bit of yet, but... apparently they're now banning EU flags in the arena for Europe's biggest event. 🇪🇺 and 🏳️‍🌈 used to be the two exceptions to the "no flags of non-participant countries" rule. Yassssssss, we're finally political, baby! Imagine if in the maelstrom of outrage some of the clickbaiters find out are happening in 27 days! 🇪🇺

alexanderhay, to Eurovision
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Another year, another Eurovision. Here follows an increasingly inebriated series of shit-posts as I cover the most contentious contest in years.

#EuroDrama #Eurovision #Eurovision2024

alexanderhay,
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Ooh, that was good! Croatia is precisely the sort of act that gets fucked over by the juries, though.

alexanderhay,
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I wonder what the Netherlands would have got? Anyway, night-night!

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alexanderhay,
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Here comes the Jury Vote, and the booing.

alexanderhay,
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Now he's singing at his microphone, but at a distance.

alexanderhay,
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I suspect Cyprus will do really well this year. After all, nothing contentious has ever happened in Cyprus!

alexanderhay,
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Slimane was technically very good, but that alone doesn't win zip.

alexanderhay,
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And finally, Austria. Dressed for both a disco and a blizzard. OK, but nothing you haven't heard or seen before.

alexanderhay,
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And that's it for this year's song contest/international incident. How are you all voting? I have a witch to crown.

alexanderhay,
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That's a lot of doilies.

alexanderhay,
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Croatia's effort is like Rammstein having a fight with some New Romantics.

alexanderhay,
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Cyprus' entry is originally from Australia. She should at least have the decency to have a mullet and a digeridoo.

It's a good performance and a song that actually seems to know where it wants to go. (Unlike some previous songs tonight.)

alexanderhay,
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High drama, as Slimane serenades the cameraman.

alexanderhay,
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Georgia sounds and looks a lot like a sort of gestalt of every generic mid-tempo Eurovision power ballad.

alexanderhay,
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Slimane is, apparently, huge in France. But he looks of average height here.

alexanderhay,
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Here comes the public vote...

alexanderhay,
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It's all over now, bar the voting and the jury scandal.

alexanderhay,
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Is it possible to desecrate your own corpse while still alive? The 'Abbatars' seem to prove it is possible. Good to see Conchita Wurst back, through. A legitimate star, like Abba themselves.

alexanderhay,
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Switzerland was a fluffy bore.

alexanderhay,
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The host is plugging the Eurovision album and DVD, but you're not allowed to play the Dutch track. Your hi-fi will explode.

The runestone gag was tepid.

alexanderhay,
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Will we be 'raving' about Slovenia's 'Raiven'? At the moment, it looks like she's playing Twister with her dancers, some of whom have turned up in their y-fronts.

alexanderhay,
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And so, Croatia, with a song about 'Lasagna'. He'd better be painted in orange and hate Mondays.

alexanderhay,
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Serbia couldn't afford to have the lights on as it frittered away the budget on an enormous Warhammer-style tactical boulder.

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alexanderhay,
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Definitely THE spectacle of the night. Crown that witch!

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jess, to Eurovision
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In the meantime here’s a plan of how the Eurovision Year goes.

Look after your Eurovision Fan pals, PED will be kicking in early this week…

#Eurovision #ESC2024

Veza85UE,
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@jess EU fans can avoid withdrawal by joining the fandom. 26 days to go, 27 countries, lots of far-right villains to defeat, 6 to 9 of June you get to give 0 points to fash trash, and LOADS of

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