Veza85UE, 12 days ago

@jess EU #Eurovision fans can avoid withdrawal by joining the #EuropeanElections fandom. 26 days to go, 27 countries, lots of far-right villains to defeat, 6 to 9 of June you get to give 0 points to fash trash, and LOADS of #eurodrama

alexanderhay, 13 days ago

I really wish they'd change these map graphics, as it looks like all the contestant notions are exchanging tit for tat nuclear strikes.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Portugal's song doesn't know what it's doing, but as the chanteuse says, peace will prevail... Eventually.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Armenia is quite wry and knowing, which is precisely what you normally want during Eurovision. They're practically fighting off the urge to give us a sly wink.

A jolly, jaunty tune. It's DOOOOOOMED.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Cyprus' entry is originally from Australia. She should at least have the decency to have a mullet and a digeridoo.

It's a good performance and a song that actually seems to know where it wants to go. (Unlike some previous songs tonight.)

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

I suspect Cyprus will do really well this year. After all, nothing contentious has ever happened in Cyprus!

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Switzerland was a fluffy bore.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

The host is plugging the Eurovision album and DVD, but you're not allowed to play the Dutch track. Your hi-fi will explode.

The runestone gag was tepid.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Will we be 'raving' about Slovenia's 'Raiven'? At the moment, it looks like she's playing Twister with her dancers, some of whom have turned up in their y-fronts.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

And so, Croatia, with a song about 'Lasagna'. He'd better be painted in orange and hate Mondays.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Croatia's effort is like Rammstein having a fight with some New Romantics.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

That's a lot of doilies.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Ooh, that was good! Croatia is precisely the sort of act that gets fucked over by the juries, though.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Georgia sounds and looks a lot like a sort of gestalt of every generic mid-tempo Eurovision power ballad.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Slimane is, apparently, huge in France. But he looks of average height here.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

High drama, as Slimane serenades the cameraman.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Now he's singing at his microphone, but at a distance.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Slimane was technically very good, but that alone doesn't win zip.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

And finally, Austria. Dressed for both a disco and a blizzard. OK, but nothing you haven't heard or seen before.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

And that's it for this year's song contest/international incident. How are you all voting? I have a witch to crown.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

It's all over now, bar the voting and the jury scandal.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Is it possible to desecrate your own corpse while still alive? The 'Abbatars' seem to prove it is possible. Good to see Conchita Wurst back, through. A legitimate star, like Abba themselves.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Here comes the Jury Vote, and the booing.

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

Here comes the public vote...

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alexanderhay, 13 days ago

I wonder what the Netherlands would have got? Anyway, night-night!

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