astroPug, to puns

Googled “bad puns”

One of the search result is titled “A collection of bad puns”.

I haven’t looked at it but it seems like a pretty neat indie band name.

thatdamnelf, to random
@thatdamnelf@cavalina.net avatar

How is everyone doing this very fine Saturday? It would be a real shame if people were to flood it with cat pics, I would hate to have a CATastrophe on my hands.

custardfist, to webcomics
pseudonymsupreme, to Halloween
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We have acquired 50lbs of tomatoes from the . CAN we get them all processed today? CAN we? I think we CAN. Get it? CAN you get it?

MiaKnox, to fediverse German
@MiaKnox@social.tchncs.de avatar

Guten Morgen meine Rüsselbande.
Kennt ihr den besten Freund von John Mastodon?
Es ist Rüssel Crowe...
Ja Moin und so und kommt gut in den Dienstag. 💜



johnl, to sweden
@johnl@mastodon.social avatar

One surprising thing to me about Sweden was I didn't hear much ABBA music being played. You can't escape the damn Beatles in Liverpool but Sweden play it cool re: ABBA.

We did spend the majority of the trip deep in the woods or in the middle of a lake, but that wouldn't stop Liverpool.

louisa_, (edited )
@louisa_@mastodon.social avatar

@johnl Can't Buy Me Wood.
Lake It Be.
Wild Strawberry Fields Forever.
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Fir Tree.
Love Me Canoe.
In My Lake.
Get Bark.
I Feel Pine.

eRatt, to random

I've been singing Roundabout by Yes all day.

wx1g,

@eRatt How Fragile you are; LOL!

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