Cook your bacon, yessiree
Eat it extra crispy, just ask me
Don't eat soggy, uncooked bacon plain
or you may get a tapeworm in your brain
Little larvae in your head
Giving you headaches while you're in bed
It's a nasty business, this bacon stuff
Heck, better go vegetarian, I've had enough
Study Finds Link Between Tapeworm Eggs in Brain and Undercooked Bacon Consumption (www.infoterkiniviral.com)
A man in the United States, who had been experiencing frequent migraines, was startled to discover tapeworm eggs in his brain, a condition likely stem