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AgentOrangesicle

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I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.

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Yo, just run it under hot water for half a minute. The metal in the lid expands before the glass does, making it easier to open.

-males explain things to you without provocation.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Me neither, but I’d be convinced if someone teleported the proof into my brain.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Give me a tail and we’ll talk.

AgentOrangesicle,
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I understand not vibing with the brand of humor, but y’all are coming on a little strong to each other. I get the misportrayal of masculinity being an issue. This just escalated quickly.

AgentOrangesicle,
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I’m not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Depressed.

Oh, wait, I’m in the States.

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The depression or commenting in this thread? Probably both because of self-destructive tendencies.

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Mingus deflangus

Struggling to tolerate wife's haircut

I typically don’t care about things like hairstyle, makeup or clothes. But my wife has started giving herself a buzz cut and I simply hate it. I told her and she grew it out for a while, but she said longer hair was making her depressed and it needed to be a buzz cut. She said it just looks like her when she sees it. Part of...

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It could indeed. I think we all have some aesthetics we give weight to whether or not we refuse to acknowledge it. It’s just worth making sense of how much and how it affects you. Is it enough to run out of a relationship with a family of 1.5 decades?

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Also concerning how many tons of beef products I’ve tossed due to mold in food production. Large-scale manufacturing has so many holes we could fill if only it was profitable for the companies to do so.

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I’m going to say Venezuela.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Oregon, actually, but we can get pedantic about flavors and styles.

AgentOrangesicle, (edited )
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I mean, if you pay me enough. Edit: I don’t eat people for free.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Don’t take unlabeled food from known stoner fridges.

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Corporations are eating the extra pizza tho. I told mom but she says she can’t do anything about it.

AgentOrangesicle,
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It sucks to study psychology and see this shit surface with even a vague degree of credibility. I’m elated we have fair and balanced empirical articles now.

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I appreciate how much you both work. I’ve done 80-hour weeks before. I’m not confident you have a strong grasp of the poverty gap, but I’m sorry you have an immediate (albeit terminable) struggle due to prior investments that you had the agency to make.

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You’re all just intolerant.

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I once had a nightmare where aluminum had an extra syllable.

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Seems like you haven’t spent a lot of time in Engahland

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Oh, snap, you already added the extra syllable! I didn’t notice you were from across the pond!

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I sprinkle my pickle juice on it.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Hey, you can… you can respectfully keep furries out of this one. Just saying. We’ve got nothing to do with that mess. This time at least.

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You’re invited!

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Got a thesis on Dionysian ethics handy? Or napkins. Napkins are cool, too.

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