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BananaPeal

@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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🎵 Please don’t shitpost just because you can. 🎵

Before edit: Please don’t post them just because you can.

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Alvin and the Deeznuts

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Oh God. Back when I was dirt poor, I needed socks but I wanted to save money, so I wore them for two days, hanging them to dry overnight.

I ended up with athlete’s foot. Don’t skimp on socks.

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The reason infinity $100 bills is more valuable than infinity $1 bills: it takes less effort to utilize the money.

Let’s say you want to buy a $275,000 Lamborghini. With $1 bills, you have to transport 275,000 notes to pay for it. That will take time and energy. With $100 bills, you have to transport 2750 notes. That’s 100x fewer, resulting in a more valuable use of time and energy.

Even if you had a magical wallet that weighed the same as a standard wallet and always a had bills of that type available to pull out when you reach in. It’s less energy to reach in a fewer number of times.

Let’s toss in the perspective of the person receiving the money, too. Wouldn’t you rather deal with 2750 notes over 275,000, if it meant the same monetary value? If you keep paying in ones, people will get annoyed. Being seen favorably has value.

Value is about more than money.

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This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

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Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

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First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot

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Reminds me of a Bender line.

Petunia: “Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that’s what I say.”

Bender: “You should say something else.”

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Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

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In Windows 10 & 11, window+shift+S then draw a box to grab a quick, pre-cropped screenshot. It goes to your clipboard for easy paste and you get a notification you can click to view and save to file.

Bonus: use window+L at work to lock your desktop, preventing shenanigans.

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own a home

Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.

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At least she’s interesting.

My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome.

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he’s hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It’s especially cute when he goes “wub wub wub!” At the grocery store. I’m so proud.

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