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BananaPeal

@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.

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No shopping involved if I just hire friends and family.

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The angle in “reality” shot is much higher. Try shooting from water level.

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steals bike

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Nice. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c17ea014-a209-4089-aa74-9f7bc3166c52.png

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IDK, hailing a taxi is fine in the red area if the elbow is at least slightly bent, wrist rotated, and space between fingers. Extra points if waving.

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This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.

BananaPeal,
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Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?

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Sheldon’s birth!

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I fully endorse this headline. Unrelated: I stop reading at apostrophes.

Edit: In this case, I meant the second apostrophe. Fail.

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Nice day.

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Snakes: Easy Street.

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Baby Mahal do do do do do do…

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Yeah, that’s how I got my current gaming headphones. Drunk me choose decently well.

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HyperX. I forget which model they are, but they’re very sturdy and still work well 7 years later.

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Sometimes, in the heart of obsession, it’s forgivable to go source to mouth.

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Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

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Pretty sure he’s not needed if it’s the search for more money. It won’t be any good, but if they think it will make money…

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A love story for the ages.

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A duck. It has web feet.

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Make like a tree and get out of here.

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I said not me, as in I’m not a subject of Stockholm Syndrome in the culture I was born into.

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Right? This story suggests that school IT was not consulted before calling the cops.

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