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BananaPeal

@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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I sell murder and murder accessories.

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Looks like there’s a new contender for the title of bestagon. Wait until CGPGrey hears about this.

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That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

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Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

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He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

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Pffft. I still can’t get over the first time someone unironically used the term “this shit slaps” in front of me.

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I hear it. Off in the distance. It’s the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.

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I talk a lot when I’m drunk. I over-explain and over-share like crazy. My 10-year old also does this on a regular basis.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be missing a bottle of vodka. If anyone sees it, please let me know.

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What does a group of indigenous teenagers have to do with pride?

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Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.

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Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.

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I’m partial to bone marrow. 3 ounces specifically, just enough to save my life.

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You didn’t think ferrets could get any cuter, now you know better.

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On Halloween, we will be putting out a bowl with candy in front of a jump scare. You will have to activate it to get candy. There will be a camera.

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“Am I adopted?”

“Not yet.”

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It’s not all bad, most were decent. The Christmas episode and finale were great!

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I’m not sure which I hate more, the whole chicken or the green olive.

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PAW PATRÓN, you’re on your own!

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When your spouse tries something new for dinner but you’re still trying to get laid

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Pssh… just put it in your mouth after taking it out of the soup.

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Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

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Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

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Yes, and it wasn’t very expensive.

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Pretty sure I see vegetables. Looks like you were successful!

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It’s just bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?

youtu.be/s-J9nxpwehI

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