Carvex

@Carvex@lemmy.world

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Carvex,

If it’s a tree stump, then something cut it off flat at the top, and I’m far more afraid of that thing than the tree stump.

Carvex,

First playthrough I didn’t use a guide, shot Wrex, stuck with Ashley until I could ditch her in ME3, and lost almost everyone in the ending of ME2. Next playthrough much better!

Carvex,

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!

Carvex,

Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?

Carvex,

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining

Politicians and dog experts vilify South Dakota governor after she writes about killing her dog (apnews.com)

Politicians and dog experts are criticizing South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem after she wrote in a new book about killing a rambunctious puppy. The story — and the vilification she received on social media — has some wondering whether she’s still a viable potential running mate for presumptive Republican presidential candidate...

Carvex,

These nut jobs are so disconnected from reality, thinking telling people a story about killing your own innocent dog will make you look tough.

Carvex,

Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?

Carvex, (edited )

Why is all of group 18 good until the bottom? Radioactive or worse?

Carvex,

“Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?”

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”- The Beatles

Carvex,

I used the paper towel method for years but lately I’ve had nothing but problems with it. How long do healthy seeds take before they have germination problems caused by age?

Carvex,

Futurama also did it with “Refreshing Crack!^TM”

Carvex,

Can we stop calling it “slept with a 17 year old”? It’s statutory rape of a minor. He paid an underage prostitute with venmo, the case would be a slam dunk if anyone on the prosecuting side tried.

Carvex,

Steam still has it in Early Access still but is charging $50, full price for something they can’t call complete. Gamebreaking bugs and FPS drops to 10 sometimes, it needs work but it seems like Squad is letting the community do the work for them like KSP1.

Carvex,

It’s coming any time now, they’re just waiting on a broke crackhead pillow salesman to make some up.

Carvex,

They cannot engineer a stop to the cracking and the leak, only replace the injectors all with new parts, which would cause a backorder millions deep. So the shitty company is saying “the shitty car leaks fuel and we can’t fix it so we made a funnel for gas so you can’t notice if it happens. Also it may be more fire resistant? Good luck!”

Carvex,

He’ll just draw a sharpie circle around himself and declare it seabear-proof.

Carvex,

I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.

Carvex,

Duh. Now can we do something about it?

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