Carvex

@Carvex@lemmy.world

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Carvex,

I used the paper towel method for years but lately I’ve had nothing but problems with it. How long do healthy seeds take before they have germination problems caused by age?

Carvex,

Futurama also did it with “Refreshing Crack!^TM”

Carvex,

Can we stop calling it “slept with a 17 year old”? It’s statutory rape of a minor. He paid an underage prostitute with venmo, the case would be a slam dunk if anyone on the prosecuting side tried.

Carvex,

Steam still has it in Early Access still but is charging $50, full price for something they can’t call complete. Gamebreaking bugs and FPS drops to 10 sometimes, it needs work but it seems like Squad is letting the community do the work for them like KSP1.

Carvex,

It’s coming any time now, they’re just waiting on a broke crackhead pillow salesman to make some up.

Carvex,

They cannot engineer a stop to the cracking and the leak, only replace the injectors all with new parts, which would cause a backorder millions deep. So the shitty company is saying “the shitty car leaks fuel and we can’t fix it so we made a funnel for gas so you can’t notice if it happens. Also it may be more fire resistant? Good luck!”

Carvex,

He’ll just draw a sharpie circle around himself and declare it seabear-proof.

Carvex,

I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.

Carvex,

Duh. Now can we do something about it?

Carvex,

The Kraken Theme, Pirates of the Caribbean

HornofBalance, to games
@HornofBalance@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

Horn of Balance - an indie 2D zelda-like

I'm developing 'Horn of Balance', a 2D zelda-like featuring 12 non-linear dungeons, 2 interconnected worlds and a TON of secrets.

Right now, the project is live on Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hornofbalance/horn-of-balance) and we've almost hit the funding goal with just 24 hours left!

There's also a free demo on Steam (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2738140/Horn_of_Balance/) and Itch.

I'm happy to answer any questions you might have!

@games

Carvex,

That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!

Carvex,

These elected officials are not stupid, as much as they claim ignorance about everything anti-American they’ve done. Many went to top-tier schools as legacies without applying and have law degrees; it’s hard to claim “oops I voted against my constituents again” when they definitely know better.

Except Bobert. She took three tries to get a GED and apparently only achieved it while campaigning. She dumb.

Carvex,

Frickin nepotism, there were already three other mascots with more time at the company vying for that position

Carvex,

I’ve read it a few times and am no closer to figuring out what that guy is implying. Then again, if his voters had a multiple-digit IQ they wouldn’t be voting for him.

Carvex,

Except Fled Cruz, he loves that place

Why some far-right Republicans are hell bent on ending further aid to Ukraine (kyivindependent.com)

As the world watched in horror at Russia’s unprovoked full-scale invasion and war against Ukraine in the early months of 2022, Americans rallied firmly behind the embattled eastern European democracy. Shortly after the start of the full-scale war, 79% of U.S. voters supported sending arms to Ukraine, and

Carvex,

Owned by Russia, duh. There’s no other legitimate reason to support what they are doing.

Carvex,

Shouldn’t he have to die first? Naming places after living people is a terrible idea, what happens if he gets charged with rape/fraud/assault/tax evasion/election manipulation? We might think less of him…

Carvex,

Not the younglings!

Carvex,

Only if you pronounce each The differently

Carvex,

But you haven’t considered yet that she’s non white and not rich, that’s always something they consider when issuing prison sentences.

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