CatZoomies

CatZoomies, 1 day ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6726c63a-c020-48d0-aac0-936db5828b25.png

Slight update to this comic, to call out the dangers of Google’s Sponsored Results.

Examples, for those that are not aware of this risk:

• www.techradar.com/avoid-google-ad-malware
• verifythis.com/…/536-4ef6c41d-087e-4db9-a281-86bc…
• krebsonsecurity.com/…/using-google-search-to-find…
• malwarebytes.com/…/rogue-sites-causing-trouble-in…

CatZoomies, 3 days ago

And an option for me to swipe my credit card, for a reasonable fee, that will allow me to unlock a sense of pride and accomplishment.

CatZoomies, 8 days ago

Briefcase cased, so SyncThing could sync.

CatZoomies, 8 days ago

They are if you get the organic kinds at the farmer’s market like I do

CatZoomies, 8 days ago

In my first briefcase I stored my MS Paint drawings. I got a new job and bought a bigger briefcase, and now I put my Linux isos in there.

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

Pro-jec-tion

Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in jail.

CatZoomies, 3 days ago

Archive link to bypass the paywall: archive.is/wUSey

CatZoomies, 10 days ago (edited 10 days ago)

Jesus of Nazareth, while being crucified:

“Father, why have you forsaken me?”

Trump of McD:

“Father! Why have you— and I have to tell you, Its really true. I heard it’s the biggest news ever, the ones that those fake news outlets won’t publish to real Americans. But the news I got from our Father, and I mean, only he could tell this to me. No one knows more about this than me, as I’ve talked to some really smart people about it. And I gotta say, these experts, they really know what they’re doing. You know, they’re really smart and they’ve even told me that I’ve got a smart… uh, you know what. But I gotta say that only I can bring you the real news. The real news only for my fellow Americans, and it’s really just come down to this. This one thing, right? You know I was in Ohio once, great state, beautiful state. Some of the best people I’ve ever seen. They’re huge. And I mean huuuuuuuge. These Ohioans really know how to show their support. And boy did they support me, especially when I told them what I’m all about. I’m here for Americans, and we need to let these dumb idiots - and I gotta say, they’re dumb. Some of the dumbest I’ve ever seen, and nobody would know that more than me. We need to take back this country. We can’t let sleepy, uh, you know who I’m talking about - yeah! That’s right. We can’t let sleepy Joe Bin something tear democracy about. We have to be united, we have to tell the fake news that we won’t stand for un justice, we can’t let Gaza do that thing they’re doing with Nesquick. Look, I gotta tell you folks, we need to stand together, and uh on Notember 5, we need to vote Trump. A vote for me is the best thing you can do. No, seriously. Really I mean that. And know one I know can endorse me harder than I know I can, you know? And I think you know that, too. Look, it’s really simple. The best thing you can do is make sure we take back the presidency from the fake news, from these illegal… uh, things they did to me, and you know, we gotta make sure that — and seriously, I mean it. We gotta make sure that we um, pardon all those things I got the other day in court. Truly a sad day. A dark day in American history, right? Isn’t that right? I mean. I talked to a bunch of experts about it, and if you heard these guys talk - and I gotta say, they’re some of the smartest experts I’ve ever witnessed. Best in the business, they’re huge. Huuuuuuuge experts. Seriously. But I talked to them, and I says, what can Americans do about the injustice they face. And they simply said to me: Vote Biden. I mean Trump. Trump! Look, let’s make sure to vote on December 4. Best thing we can do to get rid of this traitor filth ruining our land, defil- dephil— uh, doing the bad thing to our country. We have to vote him out, and you gotta show up. Let’s show our support so the democrats don’t win the house. We can’t let them take the news. And no one trust me, no one knows more about the precendental house more than I do. It’s true, really. Sad day in America. Just tragic. Democracy must win. We gotta get the sleepy Joe and we have to fake our news so Justin can retain in the world! Nobody, and I meant, no can me better than I. Dead ass, no cap, son. And I mean that, really I do. No one can shit in my diaper better than I can. Tremendous shit, some of the smelliest. But true shit. American shit.”

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

Happy cake day @ruud ! Appreciate you hosting all us Reddit Refugees when the Reddit Third-Party API Exodus happened one year ago! And big shout out to you and the other volunteer mods and admins, across multiple instances, that put in their free time to stabilize Lemmy World during the massive uptick in user registration, handling the codebase, the upgrade challenges, the creepy CSAM bad actors last year, and saw us through all the intermittent downtimes we had periodically. Lemmy World has been super stable and reliable since then.

Reminder to all reading this: if you can, chip in and help with server costs for this valuable service. Decentralization FTW

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

When it comes to either the Natural or the ARTIFICIAL PERSON, according to their documentation, this person is being a real:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/03ea510f-fec1-4d20-9982-ad142b226520.jpeg

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

SovCits:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd1c35ab-70f5-4a30-b176-df8eac7c300b.jpeg

CatZoomies, 6 days ago

My hands are cold.

CatZoomies, 6 days ago

What? Wow! I never would’ve. I mean, Kanye of all people?!

I feel like I should be shocked, but for some reason I’m not surprised. What is this feeling?

Am I still human? (or am I dancer?)

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

I used to be okay with ads. Back then, they were on television often and gave you a chance to check on things, use the restroom, etc. Internet advertising in the 90s and early 2000s was annoying and pervasive. I was fine with banner ads and only one popup, because you could easily close it and crack on.

But then ads (and the Internet) became personalized with pervasive and predatory tracking. Coupled with the manipulation of algorithms, I’ve grown to despise most centralized systems. I hate advertising and now I make sure to take heavy measures to block as much as I can and reduce my footprint as much as possible within my control.

If companies turn off their telemetry and the personalization, stop selling my information with reckless abandon, and stop leaking my data where they claim “your privacy and security is important to us”, then and only then will I disable my ad blockers.

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

“… [They are] telling me to slap whoever had told me this BS.”

Facebook algorithm laughs in predatory manipulation.

SovCits everywhere: Yaaaas! Slay, National! Surely the deep state will get what’s coming to them this time! Now excuse me while I have to go attend my court hearing.

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

LMAO Earth 2.0

CatZoomies, 10 days ago

SovCits:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bb9a7f3f-bca0-4a23-b21b-b6ede2f03adc.png

CatZoomies, 12 days ago

Malibu Stacy:

“My Spidey sense is tingling! Anyone call for a web slinger?”

CatZoomies, 15 days ago

Luckily the Konami Code prepared you for this moment.

CatZoomies, 13 days ago

Good grief. These SovCits are ripe for being targeted by pyramid schemes.

CatZoomies, 13 days ago

Former Catholic, now atheist. I’m glad the Pope is making some progressive steps in the Catholic Church including the LGTBQ+ community.

I hope this was a misstep, and the case of a 90-year old man from a different country using language that he was not aware is a slur. I really really hope that, or else all that good will was for nothing.

CatZoomies, 16 days ago

The evidence?

Why yes, I got it right here out of my ass.

CatZoomies, 13 days ago

Yep. The Chad Billdozer making so much sense here, I tell you hwhat.

CatZoomies, 16 days ago

Gumption for Corruption

Anti-Humans

Election Interference

Legal Immunity

The Assholes