DJDarren

DJDarren, 1 hour ago to random

Lads, I have a delivery supposedly coming from Evri that is now three minutes outside the delivery window.

What odds are there on it turning ing up?

DJDarren, 1 hour ago to random

AirTags are kinda shit, right?

We have one on each of our cats for a little bit of peace of mind. Couldn’t find Milo this morning, so opened Find My, only for it to tell me that it couldn’t reach the tag.

He wandered in a minute later, so fine, whatever.

He’s sat no more than 5 metres away from me right now, but Find My can’t find his tag to make it make a sound.

DJDarren, 3 hours ago to random

For 200 years after the first European tasted a pineapple it was basically impossible to ship one across the Atlantic without it rotting.

And here we are in the 21st century just dumping them on the pavement.

DJDarren, 5 hours ago to random

The sun is shining today, and Apple Music has just shuffled up this absolute beaut from Royksopp.

It’s whisked me right back to lounging by a pool in Ibiza in September 2003, where I drank an ungodly amount of San Miguel while listening to this on my MiniDisc player.

Wonderful.

Royksopp - A Higher Place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ic7OypPb8

#NowPlaying

DJDarren, 5 hours ago to random

Was staring at a boring task I need to do with absolutely zero fucks for it.

So instead I did another task that required me to go outside in the sun.

It was nice.

Still got no fucks for the boring task, mind.

emsquared, 5 hours ago to random

Just going to dump my mock Aussie outbursts here to save annoying my Aussie other half when I still say all the sayings no Aussie actually says:
"Bonza, rippeeeeeer, beaut mate."

I will however end with a legacy outcry from before I was even a thing from Auntie Jack, a tv character butch male who dressed in women's clothes and yelled in top strine:
"I'll rip yer bloody arms off"

Australia. It's a funny place.

DJDarren, 7 hours ago to random

Just put on @labr to see what’s shakin’ right now, only to hear a rebroadcast of my show from Monday.

Now, can I get away with listening to myself in the office, and how do I explain that to anyone who might walk in?

DJDarren, 7 hours ago to random

Not gonna lie, I can’t be fucked doing any work this afternoon. Just want to laze in the sun with my book.

Which is unfortunate really, because I couldn’t be fucked doing any work this morning, so by and large, I didn’t.

sodslawyer, 8 hours ago to random

Ice cube tray filled and put in the freezer, lads

DJDarren, 9 hours ago to random

Finally got Mixcloud to bend to my will.

#ThePlaylist on Mixcloud

https://www.mixcloud.com/DJDarren/playlists/theplaylist/

#Radio #NowPlaying

DJDarren, 10 hours ago to macos

Bit of an odd one, but can any other #macOS #Safari users confirm the following behaviour?

If you pin a tab in a regular personal tab group, the tab will shrink to a small square, but if you pin a tab in a named tab group it’ll stay the same size as the others.

If this is expected behaviour, why?

I’ve tried with a Personal and a Work window, and it happens across both.

DJDarren, 10 hours ago to random

With @witewulf suggesting a Clutch track for the next edition of #ThePlaylist, I’ve been reminded of their absolutely fucking incredible cover of Fortunate Son.

There are few songs more capable of making me feel like I could take on the world than this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1DJFNSideQ

#NowPlaying

DJDarren, 10 hours ago to random

Until the day I die, I will never be able to remember how to insert a hyperlink in a comment.

Is it (text)[link] or text? Who knows, I’ll just have to search it again.

It’s up there with how to wire a plug. I know how to do it, but I always have to double check which wire goes to which pin. Always. I have wired dozens of plugs in my time. Dozens.