HonkTonkWoman

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HonkTonkWoman,

Reusable, vacuum sealable ziplock bags. Cuts back on waste & lengthens the shelf life of most foods.

It’s also really nice to be able to buy bulk meats & be able to separate them into vacuum sealed single servings.

And last but not least, it really helps with using the sous vide. I like being able to separate a bulk package of chicken into individual meals with different marinades. Just pull a bag out & defrost it, then it’s 90 seconds a side to gourmet meals midweek.

HonkTonkWoman,

Just went with a generic option. I have some that have blue zip tops & some with gray.

The one big recommendation I can make is to get one with a battery powered suction pump. They’re little bit more expensive, but the handheld pumps have broken on me in the past.

This is the latest brand I purchased.

HonkTonkWoman, (edited )

Sir Edmond of The Rusty Dongs: “Oi, fit bird, I wanna take you 'ome and give you a ride in me full kit until you come down with the rusty nail and Jack the Ripper.”

HonkTonkWoman,

Now I kinda want to know what constitutes medieval truck nuts…

HonkTonkWoman,

…and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”

HonkTonkWoman,

Beautiful… just beautiful

HonkTonkWoman,

Given that it followed you, I wonder if it thought you might scare up some dinner for it.

I have one that hangs around my backyard when I’m out there, especially when I’m mowing.

I’ve always wondered if the mower scared field mice into moving, make them easier for the hawk to track/hunt.

HonkTonkWoman,

I had a “condition” when I drank to much, that I called the “The ‘ol Burp & Purge.”

Anytime I drink too much, especially drinks with carbonation, I hit a point where I know I have to burp, but that burp is going to bring everything back up with it.

I got to the point that I could I calmly state “I need to burp” and I’d retreat to a bathroom.

My roommate at the time knew exactly what was going on. He’d seen numerous occasions where I did not go to the bathroom to burp & knew what followed.

I eventually learned that everyone else we drank profusely with just assumed I was a ridiculously polite drunk.

HonkTonkWoman,

I didn’t commit suicide.

I had a plan, had it all laid out, and knew when I was ready.

Proceeded to get life saving-ly drunk & passed out. Woke up with a knife in my hand the next morning & knew I need to go to the hospital.

Cleaned myself up, called in sick to work, & went to UCLA Med.

Still here today thankfully. And as much as I appreciate what bourbon did for me that night, I have slowed my consumption significantly & have my head on straight.

HonkTonkWoman, (edited )

It leads to sexy fun time shenanigans with black bears, whether you eat steak during your sexy fun time shenanigans is up to you.

‘FUCK the LAPD' Shirt Maker's Entire Shop Sold Out After Cops Threaten Him (www.404media.co)

The creator of a “FUCK the LAPD” shirt sold out not only his entire stock of that shirt but also sold out many of his other designs after the Los Angeles Police Department Foundation made an intellectual property threat against them that claimed they owned the letters ‘LAPD.’

HonkTonkWoman,

It’s for your protection. You can always tell how well you’re protected by the number & severity of the injuries you receive from your protectors.

If your protectors kill you, be honored, humbled, & thankful! Rejoice in knowing you were served & protected the best!

GOP candidate for NC governor blasts public spending as his family nonprofit rakes in taxpayer funds (apnews.com)

In his bid to become North Carolina’s first Black governor, Republican Mark Robinson assails government safety net spending as a “plantation of welfare and victimhood” that has mired generations of Black people in “dependency” and poverty....

HonkTonkWoman,

Unfortunately, the rest of his human sized fecal cohort have gerrymandered the living hell out of this state. There’s a decent chance they’ve rigged it up well enough this year that he could win.

All I can do is hope my neighbors see through his bullshit & vote for their neighbors over hate.

HonkTonkWoman,

Knuckle Children deserve long & fruitful lives!

PERSONHOOD FOR KNUCKLE CHILDREN NOW!!

HonkTonkWoman,

He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.

I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf… Green Bay? That’s twice?

Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.

HonkTonkWoman,

Gorgeous! I caught a pair black crowned night herons in FL over this past Thanksgiving. Very cool birds!

HonkTonkWoman,

You have abnormal fascination with the fact that this particular father did not father the way you wish he had fathered.

Did Scotty sign a waiver stating he would follow your fatherly guidelines?

HonkTonkWoman,

My guess is Operating rooms would be considered private, but EMTs… They clearly operate in public.

HonkTonkWoman,

I’m late the game here, but I think I found the answer.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/b3be3d65-fdc2-443d-ad63-16525bb4a046.webp

HonkTonkWoman,

Yep.

Followed by one of those “snarky ‘lil passive aggressive question cliches”, I see.

HonkTonkWoman,

Not in the least sweetheart.

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