Infynis

Infynis, 3 days ago

I asked Google for the release date of the new Final Fantasy XIV expansion today, which comes out June 28th. It told me March 26th

Infynis, 5 days ago

Oh no! Where else will I find a Bluetooth speaker that also tells me the temperature outside?

Infynis, 24 days ago

Is the joke that he’s blind, so he can’t tell his trumpet is on fire, but they won’t tell him because waiting rooms are super uncomfortable?

Is he the devil, and this is the trumpet version of the Devil went down to Georgia, but because trumpets already look like they’re made of gold, he had to make it special in a different way?

I never understand these

Infynis, 26 days ago

Hopefully this isn’t the airplane equivalent of being mailed a finger

Infynis, 1 month ago

How did we do an entire module on George Washington Carver in first grade, and they never told me peanuts grow in the ground like potatoes

Infynis, 1 month ago

Precise, not accurate. They just always miss in the same way

Infynis, 1 month ago

Except, here in the US, the neo-nazis aren’t even concerned with making their constituents’ lives better. They make them as bad as they possibly can, and their cult still doesn’t believe it

Infynis, 1 month ago

Denying somes’s personhood is more than speech. It’s dangerous, and can cause actual harm, especially for someone with such a huge platform, with special influence over children

Infynis, 1 month ago

Let teachers be hot!

Infynis, 2 months ago

This feels like the plot of an actual episode. Except, rather than nickels, it would be weird, probably sentient, crystals

Infynis, 2 months ago

You laugh, but this is a crucial infographic for training time traveling historians

Infynis, 3 months ago

“awkward wording” lmao AP can’t admit they were horny on main

Infynis, 4 months ago

Isn’t acting purely in self interest the general definition of chaotic neutral?

Infynis, 4 months ago

Wait, is that illegal? Basically every app with in-app currency does that. My laundromat does that.

Infynis, 6 months ago

I’ve seen cartoons. That man and that bear were friends

Infynis, 6 months ago

This is the real reason Star Fleet is mostly human. Only very exceptional members of other species can stand working with humans. They even talk about this in Enterprise. Before T’Pol, the longest a Vulcan had managed to serve aboard a Star Fleet ship was two weeks. In Lower Decks, Captain Vendome built a crew of entirely Bolians. It’s now my headcanon that this is because they just wanted a break from those damn humans. I believe there’s also an all Vulcan ship in DS9, which was absolutely because they couldn’t stand those humans.

Infynis, 6 months ago

Depending on the episode, you can also include Odo’s wife, Lwaxana, and Quark’s wife Grilka

Infynis, 6 months ago

No reason to make that past tense. There’s no indication Trump’s kids have stopped

Infynis, 6 months ago

Once again, Scandinavia is making me so so jealous

Infynis, 6 months ago

https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/61692704-141a-49af-9f34-2ec549e979aa.jpeg

Infynis, 6 months ago

My two favorite characters. I’m so sad Enterprise was going to make Shran a regular character, but didn’t get to

Infynis, 7 months ago

“What guys think girls do at slumber parties”

Infynis, 7 months ago

I do not enjoy watching Neelix very often, but I understand why the crew liked him so much. He’s just so unconditionally kind and always trying to make everyone smile. I bet it was really cool to try all his alien foods too

Infynis, 8 months ago

I know it’s the correct way to word it, but this sounds like rifles on robotic arms mounted on real dogs

Infynis, 10 months ago

The struggle appears to have led to a shattered glass door and blood splattered across the floor, video shows. At one point in the body camera footage, an officer asks Michael if it was “just an argument” between Young and wife.

That cop was trying to give him an out. Disgusting.