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JackTheCat

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Scottish Independence. Scottish never British. Scottish humour. Scottish sports. Scottish food. Bits of other non-Scottish stuff...and politics. Scottish politics obvs. #Detest RedBlueYellowTories. Nae Pasaran. Enjoy long-range backpacking and attempting to learn the Gàidhlig. Occasionally at the same time. Independence deniers please avoid me as we'll definitely clash and you'll come off worst. Instant block for the apron. #SCRM #CeltsForIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪

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The 'war footing' economy will sort that out eh?

UK given stark warning over ‘negligible’ air defence systems.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/12/uk-given-stark-warning-over-very-limited-air-defence-systems?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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Matt Wrack, who is also the general secretary of the Labour-affiliated Fire Brigades Union, has described the MP for Dover and Deal’s views as “disgraceful” after she used a parliamentary intervention in March to blame firefighters for the deaths of three people who perished during a national strike.

Own up Keith. You boobed. 😂

Natalie Elphicke’s anti-strike stance ‘incompatible’ with Labour, says TUC boss.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/12/natalie-elphicke-anti-strike-stance-incompatible-with-labour-tuc-boss?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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Close it. 🤬🤬🤬

Highland residents fume as trees cut down for firewood on the NC500 | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24314682.highland-residents-fume-trees-cut-firewood-nc500/

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World-beating.

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said the deal demonstrated the "real economic benefits of our post-Brexit freedoms".

"As part of CPTPP, the UK is now in a prime position in the global economy to seize opportunities for new jobs, growth and innovation," he said.

Dear Rich Nutsack

I don't feel like I'm getting any benefit yet. Should I be more patient?

Thanks...for literally nothing.

UK-Asia trade deal to boost UK economy by 0.08% - BBC News

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65124741.amp

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@Wen That's one benefit.

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@Wen I long for the days when they all get JFK'd or Mussolini'd. 😂

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World-beating vegetable sovrinty.

British asparagus back in supermarkets after criticism over imports.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/may/12/british-asparagus-back-in-supermarkets-after-criticism-over-imports?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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Thousands protest in Israel amid anger at Netanyahu over hostages held in Gaza.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/12/israel-protest-gaza-hostages-netanyahu?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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Press coercion by politicians is illegal is it not?

David Cameron urges BBC to describe Hamas as terrorist organisation.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/12/david-cameron-bbc-hamas-terrorist-group-hostage?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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Clever move so soon after Keith said he wouldn't work with me SNP.

John Swinney urges Keir Starmer to work with him to end child poverty | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24314567.john-swinney-urges-keir-starmer-work-end-child-poverty/

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@Wen Totally agree. 👍

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Professional footballers are such wankers. I once played a full Sunday League game after getting a fractured tibia in the first 5 minutes. Admittedly we didn't have any subs available due to hangovers.

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@Wen Major pain. That's all I'm saying. Sunday League Football - Where Men Are...generally still drunk. 😂

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David Cameron: Suspending arms sales to Israel not a 'wise path' | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24314350.david-cameron-suspending-arms-sales-israel-not-wise-path/

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@spytfyre @Theriac Didn't he skip? I'm sure he skipped. 🤔

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I'd rather have a pint.

‘It lowers inhibition’: how saunas are challenging UK pubs as the place to meet.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/may/12/saunas-uk-community-spaces?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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The UK’s foreign secretary, David Cameron, has said it would be wrong for Israel to carry out a major offensive in the southern Gazan city of Rafah, “without a plan to protect people”.

What the f**k? Just WTF?!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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Professional Invisible Man remains steadfastly invisible. And silent.

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A WASTE firm has pointed the finger at axed Green Party minister Lorna Slater for them suffering a £150million loss over the failed bottle recycling scheme.

Biffa has now launched an action against the Scottish Government to recoup the cash in the Court of Session and has named her in their legal claim.

The recycling firm is seeking compensation for the money they invested in the collapsed Deposit Return Scheme and the subsequent loss of profit.

Registered in Buckinghamshire. Hmm. 🤨🙄

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😫

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‘If Jacob Rees-Mogg wants to join us’ … Was Natalie Elphicke’s defection a step too far for Labour?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/12/natalie-elphicke-defection-labour-kier-starmer-dover-mp?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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'Natalie Elphicke Ate My Hamster' Shocker!

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