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Jon_Kramer, to random
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"I heard my mother asking the neighbors for salt." But we had salt in the house. I asked her why she was asking the neighbors for salt. And she answered me: —Because our neighbors don't have a lot of money and often they ask us for something.
From time to time, I also ask them for something small and inexpensive, so that they feel that we need them too. This way they will feel more comfortable and easier for them to keep asking us for everything they need."

Jon_Kramer, to random
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I just spent 3 hours sanding and assembling a 3D printed model differential, and had a marvelous time.

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Jon_Kramer,
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I am open for suggestions as to what the wife should print for me next.

Jon_Kramer, to random
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As some try to justify the divine right of kings, others of us, who had read a bit of history, remember the absolute power of the Guillotine, and how it addressed the divine right of kings.

Jon_Kramer, to random
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I have decided that any people, any ethnicity, any culture that could find this to be an enjoyable treat are monsters, and deserving of war raining down on them. If this is, in fact, the Dutch, well, say goodbye to those wooden shoes and prepare to defend yourself with your damn tulips.

Jon_Kramer,
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@thepoliticalcat this isn't licorice. This is congealed demon blood, with salt as a thickener. There is nothing but vileness here, designed to convert children into bundles of hate.

I assume "Gustat" runs one of the worse levels of Hell.

Jon_Kramer,
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@thepoliticalcat licorice is OK. Even the stuff that vaguely resembles the tar you find on railroad ties.

Ya, I can eat bugs, and would share an elk turd with the Inuit. I can picture enjoying grubs with Australia aborigines. I have stood down wind of one of those death flowers for the experience.

This I spit out.

Jon_Kramer, to random
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Found on another site:

Jon_Kramer, to random
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For those of you who have not found anything to laugh about today:

paezha,
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"IQ 187"? 🤣🤣🤣

Jon_Kramer, to random
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I have one crazy azalea...

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Jon_Kramer, to random
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One day, high capacity magazines, AR 15s, and assault rifles will be banned. The next day a mother will be comforted that it was an insurgent rifle, the AR 16, and the 1st round of the second magazine, rather than the 11th round from the 1st, that killed her child.

Until we address the root cause, young conservative men, there are no real fixes. Just marketing that will get people killed. Bandaid solutions that do nothing. And kick the problems down the road.

Jon_Kramer, to random
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Next time you kiss someone, showing the love you share, think about the fact you two are creating a long tube that runs from asshole to asshole.

Lizette603_23,
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@Jon_Kramer Meat tubes......they're made out of MEAT!

Jon_Kramer, to random
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So my mother decided to talk to one of the owners of the restaurant we went to today, and pointed me out as her only child. I responded "That she knows of."

Jon_Kramer, to random
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Just saw this on another site...

sergeant,
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@Jon_Kramer Sick...

Jon_Kramer,
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@sergeant no, FUNNY. It's a parody account.

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