LaffGaff

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LaffGaff, to Funny

I have just released my own fragrance.

The people sitting near me on the bus don’t look like they appreciate it, though.

LaffGaff, to Funny

I replaced my rooster with a duck.

Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.

LaffGaff, to Funny

My wife loves it when I shred cheese.

I always do a grate job.

LaffGaff, to Funny

I woke up this morning and my whole body had turned to corn.

If anyone has any suggestions, I’m all ears.

LaffGaff, to Funny

What do you call the fear of Santa?

Claustrophobia.

LaffGaff, to Funny

How does a train hear another train coming?

With its engineers.

LaffGaff, to Funny

Some may wonder how scientists were able to develop the invisible lizard so quickly ...

But it was clear from the gecko.

LaffGaff, to Funny

Thank you for phoning the fishing help center.

Please hold the line.

LaffGaff, to Funny

I took a job at a broth factory.

The salary is low but at least there are stock options.

LaffGaff, to Funny

Everyone has heard of Count Dooku, the character from Star Wars.

But his wife Sue – she’s quite a puzzle to figure out.

LaffGaff, to random

There is a self depreciation course starting at my local college next term.

I’ve already put myself down.

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