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LaffGaff, 3 months ago to Funny I have just released my own fragrance. The people sitting near me on the bus don’t look like they appreciate it, though. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
I have just released my own fragrance.
The people sitting near me on the bus don’t look like they appreciate it, though.
#funny #jokes #dadjokes
LaffGaff, 4 months ago to Funny I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
I replaced my rooster with a duck.
Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
LaffGaff, 4 months ago to Funny My wife loves it when I shred cheese. I always do a grate job. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
My wife loves it when I shred cheese.
I always do a grate job.
LaffGaff, 4 months ago to Funny I woke up this morning and my whole body had turned to corn. If anyone has any suggestions, I’m all ears. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
I woke up this morning and my whole body had turned to corn.
If anyone has any suggestions, I’m all ears.
LaffGaff, 5 months ago to Funny What do you call the fear of Santa? Claustrophobia. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
What do you call the fear of Santa?
Claustrophobia.
LaffGaff, 8 months ago to Funny How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
How does a train hear another train coming?
With its engineers.
LaffGaff, 9 months ago to Funny Some may wonder how scientists were able to develop the invisible lizard so quickly ... But it was clear from the gecko. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
Some may wonder how scientists were able to develop the invisible lizard so quickly ...
But it was clear from the gecko.
LaffGaff, 10 months ago to Funny Thank you for phoning the fishing help center. Please hold the line. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
Thank you for phoning the fishing help center.
Please hold the line.
LaffGaff, 10 months ago to Funny I took a job at a broth factory. The salary is low but at least there are stock options. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
I took a job at a broth factory.
The salary is low but at least there are stock options.
LaffGaff, 11 months ago to Funny Everyone has heard of Count Dooku, the character from Star Wars. But his wife Sue – she’s quite a puzzle to figure out. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
Everyone has heard of Count Dooku, the character from Star Wars.
But his wife Sue – she’s quite a puzzle to figure out.
LaffGaff, 1 year ago to random There is a self depreciation course starting at my local college next term. I’ve already put myself down. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
There is a self depreciation course starting at my local college next term.
I’ve already put myself down.