LaunchesKayaks

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

I got really tired of that shit, so I got a Google Pixel when it was time for my upgrade. By far the best phone I’ve had since my Samsung Intensity.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Aww yeah Pixel gang 😎

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

This is my fave meme of all time.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

I’m like 90% sure I went to highschool with this kid

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

I’m sorry your females flew off. I have two Muscovy females and another male. They’re very happy birds. Except when the one female has eggs. Then she’s hella aggressive.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

It’s good that the one is happy. Antonio got freaked out when I moved last year and he got a new home and outside enclosure that is vastly different than the one he was in for 3 years.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

A sleep mask. My sleep is so much better with one on. I still have shit sleep quality, but it isn’t as shitty with a sleep mask. If I misplaced the mask, I wrap a black shirt around my eyes, but that doesn’t work as well.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

This hits so close to home. Nobody believes my mom abused me because she’s so charismatic and does great deeds for other people. She blames her years of unknown epilepsy. I don’t. I’m trying to make the best of our relationship now that she knows she can’t do anything to me anymore. I have my own place. If she starts shit while I’m visiting, I can just leave. If she gives me shit through text, I’ll just ignore it. She’s much more pleasant now, but I’ll never forgive her actions. You can all probably tell how fucking complicated my relationship is with her pol

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5c56f0f1-3636-4a04-940b-cab67aeb1a57.jpeg

Birb tax! This is my handsome muscovy duck Antonio. He’s great

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Like aggressively, or did it just wany food? My boy harasses me when he wants snacks lol

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Thank you!

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

I see lol. They are dramatic birds. I gave mine the last of their food one day(I picked up more later that evening) and Antonio got into the empty bag and pouted. I removed him from the bag and he grabbed it and threw it and looked grumpy. Mind you, he had a bowl full of food. He just likes eating from a bag. When I brought the new bag of feed home, he got super in my face and was hella impatient when I was opening it.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

He is lol. He’s by far my fave out of my 10 ducks. He’s also the oldest. He turned 4 this year but still acts like I’m his mama lol.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Just for fun

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

You just gotta take the loss and burn your house down.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

I have so many spiders on my property. My fave is the bold jumper that lives in my living room. He started off by moving in and residing in a box of captain crunch. I let him live there and he left eventually and moved to the living room. Idk what he ate when he lived the cereal box, but he got significantly bigger.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

I have a lot of health issues and get really fucked up in heat and humidity. Not to mention the smoke from Canada killing my lungs.

I’ve had to pay a guy to mow and weedwack my yard this year because I can’t physically do it myself. Last time I tried weedwacking, I got 5 mins in and almost passed out.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Burn corpo shit

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Your link is broken for me? What’s the name of the place?

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Cool. Just Google maps’d it and it’s a 4 hr drive. Is it worth it? Do I need to take a road trip?

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Thanks!

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

Nice. I’ll definitely try to take a trip to the area at some point in my life.

LaunchesKayaks, 10 months ago

I somehow managed to buy a house last year. Idk how I did it, but it’s the best purchase I’ve ever made.