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Ptfeperson

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Nick, is both my nick and my name. The fat hairy one. Cosplaying as the grown up I clearly am not.

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robyneatseverything, to random
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French crisps, fruity cocktails, good films; I am LIVING this Saturday night 💃

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything I am now EXTREMELY INTERESTED in tartiflette flavoured crisps.

It's home made pizza, cocktails and mini magnums while watching old GBBO here.

robyneatseverything, to random
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My CPAP mask cushion has torn and I now can't wear it; I'm going to be so tired and grumpy and tired 😭

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything DANGIT. Hopefully spare parts are quick around you, and you're making through today with enough stimulants to cover the bad sleep.

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything lunch sounds ideal. I say this as the man on his way into London for a conference that starts with lunch. Very civilised.

girlonthenet, to random
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It's magical bluebell forest season, motherfuckers!

Ptfeperson,
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@girlonthenet the ones in my garden serve mostly so I know when it's time to go looking for these magical blue carpets.

Ptfeperson, to random
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Good morning, I am running on 4 hours sleep for the third night in a row, but have still not done anything monstrously regrettable yet.

Am I not doing this properly?

Ptfeperson,
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The amount of meat I ate last night may prove to be regrettable in the future, given I didn't want breakfast or lunch, but that's a problem for future me. In my defence, it was a great Brazilian restaurant.

Ptfeperson,
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@Mollysdailykiss Rodizio, where nice men with big swords full of meat come round and proffer their wares.

I even got to try wagyu beef, never had that before.

https://fogodechao.com/location/las-vegas/

Ptfeperson, to random
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This week can get in the bin. Two audits, one critical patch, working last Saturday and this Saturday, and just finished up work now.

At least there's a @girlonthenet photo thread to read now.

girlonthenet, to random
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My friends invited me to a gig and when I told them I couldn’t afford to go they immediately clubbed together to buy me a ticket - what absolute fucking heroes 🥰

Ptfeperson,
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@girlonthenet fuck yes. At some future, flush-with-cash point, those friends need beer.

robyneatseverything, to random
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Oops, accidentally had a weekend off social media, but it was nice, I should perhaps do it more often... 🎆🎉🍔🍸

But now I feel completely out of the loop with what's been going on, so please tell me things! How was your weekend? What's the gossip?

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything I'm having a whole day off, have to go to London on both Wednesday and Thursday this week, and then road trip next weekend to Notts.

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything Indeed! I book days off, and then just set my calendar to auto-decline clashes, and put Teams on DnD to stop people trying to weasel their way around the decline messages.

Although I'm still in bed, so not sure it was worth it.

robyneatseverything, to random
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There's an open packet of pepperoni in the fridge and every time I walk past I have to eat a slice "as a little treat" and help, I've turned into my cat

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything Garlic sausage evaporates naturally in the fridge, I am assured. Nobody snacked it, she says.

Ptfeperson, to random
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Well, either I go shopping or it's going to be sweet and sour corned beef on rice for dinner, based on the contents of the kitchen.

Ptfeperson,
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Hang on a minute... Baking.

I have bread flour, the very last of the yeast... This might work.

Ptfeperson,
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Related discovery, indoor heated clothes drying thing makes a good makeshift proving place for bread when the house heating isn't on.

Ptfeperson,
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@wordshaper good idea there.. my desktop PC has cooling fans that exhaust at the top of the case. Might have to pull the PC out to sit on top of the desk instead of underneath.

girlonthenet, to random
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OOOH there's now a 'Writer of the year' category in the Sexual Freedom Awards. I'm not saying you should nominate me, because there are loads of way better writers. But if you can't think of any, put me just for fun: https://www.sexualfreedomawards.co.uk/make-a-nomination

Ptfeperson,
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@girlonthenet if you win, can we help pick your stunt double to be in the publicity photos?

Daojoan, to random
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The worst thing about online learning is that everything has become a video. Every code tutorial. Every design tutorial. Nobody actually writes out a guide anymore.

It's just "hey guys welcome to my tutorial" and watching 10 minutes of content that mostly isn't relevant...

Ptfeperson,
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@Daojoan I propose the successor to TL:DR is V:CR. Video: Couldn't Read.

Poor eyesight? Screw you, hope the visuals are unnecessary.

Poor hearing? Screw you, AI generated bad transcript if you're lucky.

Poor ability to focus? (hi!) Screw you, you're doing this at the speed they talk.

Want to use the material? Screw you, can't copy and paste from video.

There might be workarounds, but they're utterly useless when almost nobody uses them on their videos.

Rant over. Sorry.

robyneatseverything, to random
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When the going gets tough, the tough eat Subway 💪

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything as opposed to me, who is late for his train into London, and just inhaled a Gregg's cheese and onion thing. At least my shirt is very nearly sky blue today.

Ptfeperson, to random
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Today stretches before me, devoid of any plans. Herself is off put for the day to a fluffological thing to support a friend. I may or may not actually get out of bed at some point.

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything agreed. I'll move eventually, when cabin fever strikes.

robyneatseverything, to animals
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My best friend's cat just walked up and bit me on the foot, completely randomly. What have I ever done to you, mate?

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything whatever you did, I hope you've learned your lesson.

Ptfeperson, to random
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Following the success* of last Friday's day off, I'm doing it again today. Herself is off to West Horsley Place, so just me. Do I lounge about the place doing nothing in a state of undress ( less appealing when it's a fat hairy bloke doing it) or go adventuring?

robyneatseverything, (edited ) to random
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So I was moaning about my dating life last week because I was really excited about this date and the guy cancelled on me twice and then ghosted me for a bit.

But now, he's back and wants to give it another go and has planned the MOST lovely, perfect date in one of my favourite places.

Will it be third time lucky or will I end up a bit broken again?

Ptfeperson,
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@robyneatseverything well, fuck. Sorry to hear it fell apart, and I hope it stops stinging quickly.

Ptfeperson, to random
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I called off work yesterday, and took a day of lieu time. I needed to straighten my head out a bit.

Failed miserably at that bit, but as a good friend pointed out, I get an adulting point for doing it.

Related news, another point awarded for seeing depression flags and doing something.

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