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Schrank

@Schrank@phpc.social

#shopware #magento #weuc #mageuc #scuc #mageone #winkelwagen #php #safefive he/him tfr
He|him, try to be vegan, still learning about LGBTQI+, racial, etc. inequality,

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Schrank, to random
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Things not to do before going to a conference: Delete all docker images, because one project is broken.

And I want to tell you: I didn't do it! <3

Tami, to random German
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Ich wunder mich manchmal, was Menschen für Liebe aushalten. Oder halten sie es nur wegen Verlustängsten aus?
Liebe ist kompliziert

Schrank,
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@Tami ja.

heiglandreas, to random
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That's what discrimination can look like.

And I'm not thinking about the size or the fact that public transport isn't free.

It's designed to have your ticket in the right hand.

The fact that that can also mean "the correct hand" is just emphazising that....

Schrank,
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@heiglandreas I just left the spa and remembered. While walking out, I needed to use the left arm and took a picture. Then I turned around and recognized, it is (at least here) a matter of perspective - literally 😅

Picture of the exit (same as entry but opposite direction) of Kristalltherme Ludwigsfelde. Entry gates with the „lock“ on the left

Schrank, to random German
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Symfony: {{ dump() }} creates an iframe - why is that important? In my case, because I test for cy.iframe('iframe:nth-child(1)') in my cypress test, because the damn iframe changes names all the time and it's not in my domain to change.

https://winkelwagen.de/2024/03/14/symfony-dump-creates-an-iframe/

Schrank, to random German
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A short recap of the first day of PHPUnit Code sprint in Hamburg last week.

https://winkelwagen.de/2024/03/12/events-phpunit-code-sprint/

Tami, to random German
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Guten Morgen ihr Glücksbärchen, ich habe irgendwie gut geschlafen und bin deswegen immer noch müde.
Habt einen schönen Tag 😘

Schrank,
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@Tami 🥱😴👋👋

Schrank,
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@Tami feel you.

Schrank, to random German
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Kennt jemand kleine, niedliche Brettspiel-Cons rund um Berlin?

cc @Helsravn

Tami, to random German
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@Schrank @bastibayer du meinst, du bezahlst das Essen damit du Sex bekommst?😳

Schrank,
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@Tami nein natürlich ist der Zusammenhang nicht so direkt und beim nochmal lesen merke ich, dass meine Interpretation der Frage auch eher absurd ist. Ich lösche das mal. @bastibayer

Schrank,
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@Tami es freut mich sehr, das deine Interpretation nicht (viel nachvollziehbarer) über mich ist: was für n depp, erwartet sex, wenn er für n date bezahlt 😊 und dass ich dir ein wenig Freude bringen konnte 🥰 😂😂@bastibayer

Tami, to random German
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Ihr wisst sowas bestimmt:
Mein Sohn nutzt in der Schule ein IPad mit diesem Stift. Der gleitet ja ziemlich schnell über das Display. Könnt ihr eine Folie empfehlen, die sich beim Schreiben etwas mehr nach Papier anfühlt?

Schrank,
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@Tami 🙈 das ist so eine naheliegende frage, da wäre ich nicht drauf gekommen, danke fürs stellen! 🥰🥰

Schrank, (edited ) to random German
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RLRT Code Sprint @sebastian to @localheinz "If it helps, I remove your write permission" 😂

while building on a github release action.

afilina, to random
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Let's trigger some people.

Schrank,
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@afilina if you want to trigger the blind people as well, I think you need to add the fact, that the vertical line wants to be the Greenwich meridian 😂😂

(No offense)

This cup made my morning 🤣🤣

Schrank, to random
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@heiglandreas Hey! Are you into https://www.php.net/manual/de/function.hrtime.php? I thought maybe you have an idea - but please be careful, the rabbit hole is deep.
We tried to understand https://github.com/sebastianbergmann/phpunit/issues/5652 but didn't come up with a way to reproduce or understand. Our current working hypothesis is, that hardware is switching CPUs or something like that and therefore the hrtime call isn't monotonic and might end up in negative durations :D

Schrank,
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@heiglandreas only ints and we assume unexpected behavior of hrtime and that the expected „monotone“ return values are not met. I thought maybe you have experience with hrtime and its weird behavior - as always 🙈😘

Schrank,
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@heiglandreas I think you'll like it - and need vacation time if you start 🙈

Schrank, to random German
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During a live code review with Shopware I heard, that the employee never saw hardcoded UUIDs before, so let me tell you about it and why I think one should use them (sometimes...)

https://winkelwagen.de/2024/03/05/shopware-hard-coded-uuids/

shochdoerfer, to random German
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Usual @heiglandreas talk at the @phpugmrn meetup: I learned about things I never wanted to know...

Schrank,
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@heiglandreas May I ask how you ended up in this rabbit hole? And why do you know that so many calendar exist?!? @shochdoerfer @phpugmrn

Schrank,
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@heiglandreas we need a call!

Schrank, to random German
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Saw an interesting talk about transforming open source to a coffee house insurance and better finance everything to mitigate risk. Slides are here: https://github.com/Claudenw/Cathedral-Bazaar-Coffeehouse
cc @jrf_nl

bagder, to random
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In early 2010 we documented the option --ftp-ssl as deprecated, you should use --ssl instead.

When 8.6.0 shipped 28 days ago, I accidentally broke --ftp-ssl. It took until today until someone found out. Now we know that the option we've been trying to get people to stop using for fourteen years is still used.

We will have it restored again in the next release.

Schrank,
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@bagder that’s not breaking, it is called

Progressive shutdown

Schrank, to random
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Hey, anyone at in Amsterdam and plans for today evening? If not, want to make some?

Schrank, to random German
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Do you have catch blocks on your applications which catch \Exception or \RuntimeException or something else generic? Don't.

https://winkelwagen.de/2024/02/28/php-phpunit-dont-catch-exception-because-you-dont-handle-them-properly/

Schrank, to random
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Do you know one (wo)man open source projects maintainer? Currently in my list: @jrf_nl and @bagder

Schrank,
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@jrf_nl Thanks <3

parcifal, to programming
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Ohhhh so I will be going to https://devworldconference.com/ in Amsterdam! Will anyone be there I may know? #devworld #code #programming

Schrank,
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@parcifal Hi, I’m Fabian! 😃

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