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Vierkantor

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opt-out is not consent.

Do not just send a follow request! Please, first read the whole thread of the pinned introduction post and send a message indicating this: https://mastodon.vierkantor.com/@Vierkantor/109267816559475061

dr. & /'ɑ.nə/ (or use one of the secret bonus names and numbers) & (intuitionistic) maths / programming / languages & grammatical gender: neuter/feminine rational nonhuman animate (or best offer) & tra(i)ns, crows and sheep & as seen in children's magazine & UTC+00:00 unless mentioned otherwise & may act in ways that are difficult to explain to kids

If you are studying at the VU Amsterdam, likely to take one of my classes, or expect only professional topics, please follow @anne instead. Thanks!

"acceptably deranged" — https://icosahedron.website/@aeonofdiscord
"terrifying, thank you" — https://eldritch.cafe/@AgathaSorceress
"you're one of the most dutch sounding people I know" — https://www.librepunk.club/@streetlite
"why would you do this to me anne" — @trickster
"my brain is making dial up noises, you broke me" — @isa
"delightfully neurodivergent" — https://chaos.social/@julialuna

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when you make a shape out of 20 triangles, it is called an icosahedron. the shape is icosahedral.

when you make a shape out of :anne_triangle: cats, it is called a cathedron. the shape is cathedral.

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Discovered via @ShadowJonathan: Be sure to check out the gradient options on the Dark Souls Noun Verbed image maker!

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nice day for non-inter railing!

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the power of a siesta to make you go from feeling slightly bad in an unspecified way to making you feel slightly bad in a new and exciting unspecified way

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my brain has not quite internalized that there are many hours between waking up and doing things if you don't first travel 1000km every day

Vierkantor, to random Dutch
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akkopa, eindelijk akkoma voor hem!

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scrolling through old hashtags and coming across your friends with different avatars and usernames like it's the yearbook of the high school computer and totally-not-being-trans club

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you have a name like this and you choose to sell cars? bah!

Vierkantor,
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and of course the polish trans haj car shop is on ul. Jana Pawła II 🥴

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Free offer for arguments from authority! If you need your point to be supported by dr. Anne C.A. Baanen, ask me and i'll agree with you for free. Use me to win with:

  • internet arguments
  • family arguments
  • doctors
  • general shitposting
  • the police
  • late night discussion with your friends
  • etc
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once again my pedantic browser settings have protected me from April 1st (i do not allow webpages to set fonts)

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a vampire hunter's manual: the Nosferatutorial

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for April Fools i think all musical instruments should have a 10% chance of being replaced with falling pipe sound effect.

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a reminder to please enjoy this utterly normal and inconspicuous rendition of the 1812 Ouverture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UkFq3uOf7M

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after 11 or so years of having a smartphone, i am proud to announce i have experienced for the first time putting a crack in the screen (it's in the corner and seems to only affect the screen protector!)

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happy daylight saving easter trans day of fools' eve!

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once again noise cancelling headphones have proved to be the best crime prevention method (because if i would have had to suffer through any more of these tiktoks i shall not be merciful)

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if you keep mathematicians, make sure to place enough enrichment in their enclosure

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since this is fedi, i'm sure someone has figured this out: is there a good non-destructive way to modify this kind of badge clip so it attaches to a metal collar (circular cross section, 8mm diameter)? i can probably obtain some paperclips :blobcatthinkowo:

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hacked lol

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today in falsehoods programmers believe about time: the user's current location might be in a different timezone than the selected location! we can remedy this with a constant offset.

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Minecraft getting OOM killed when it's the only running process and it's assigned 8 out of 16 GB of RAM

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there should be a Minecraft mod for Saddam Hussein hiding place

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UUID versions:

  • 1 (timestamp and MAC)
  • 2 (shorter timestamp, longer machine id)
  • 3 and 5 (hashed name)
  • 4 (random)
  • student number at Utrecht University
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today i learned that originally in Wuppertal they wanted to build a suspended monorail that was horse-drawn

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