Zess

@Zess@lemmy.world

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Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room. (lemmy.world)

At one point during the interrogation, the investigators even threatened to have his pet Labrador Retriever, Margosha, euthanized as a stray, and brought the dog into the room so he could say goodbye. “OK? Your dog’s now gone, forget about it,” said an investigator....

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You are a fucking shitty investigator if you have to threaten to kill a man’s dog to get him to talk. I’m surprised this guy still has all of his fingernails.

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It’s probably considered stealing like if you were to use a cable splitter to take your neighbor’s Internet. Except that’s bullshit for a metered water connection so fuck whoever made that law or regulation.

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So the pine tree is their swastika, got it, good to know.

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Aren’t you all busy electing your 20th prime minister for the month?

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This is a huge insult to Dina Fritz.

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Very sad that you’re too dumb to tell the difference.

Conservative Plan Calls for Dozens of Executions if Trump Wins (www.thedailybeast.com)

A conservative plan for Donald Trump’s potential transition into the presidency calls for dozens of prisoners to be executed, according to HuffPost. An 887-page plan by Project 2025, led by the ultra-conservative Heritage Foundation, says that if elected, Trump should make a concerted effort to execute the remaining 40...

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Jesus is an extension of the Christian God so their god says it all.

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I guess there’s no point arguing for any logic in their religion when they just make it whatever they want lol. But strictly speaking, their god is also Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Kind of what the holy trinity is all about.

How should I change my polite behavior to be more accommodating?

My parents raised me to always say “yes sir” and “no ma’am”, and I automatically say it to service workers and just about anyone with whom I’m not close that I interact with. I noticed recently that I had misgendered a cashier when saying something like “no thank you, ma’am” based on their appearing AFAB, but...

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Dude is trying to be more considerate in his life and your response is basically “don’t” lmao wild

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Lots of words just to say you’re ok with genocide.

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This says way more about you than it does about the women on the app.

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Yeah I mean Block Obama is right there.

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But see, he wants it to be funny because he thinks making fun of homeless people is funny. It would instead be funny because of how fucking stupid Kramer is. That’s really the big turn in recent comedy: laughing at bad characters doing shitty things (and usually getting their comeuppance) instead of laughing at shitty things happening to people.

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The game recently had a big spike in players after selling an overpriced DLC. Seems like his PR stunt paid off.

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The issue is that you want privacy on a network designed to connect everyone and everything in the world. Not saying it’s dumb or a futile effort but you have to acknowledge that being private and being connected to the Internet are diametrically opposed concepts.

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Sad that it doesn’t seem like anyone else can tell this is an obvious manipulation. Blanking out a piece of paper and putting different text on it is the oldest shit on the Internet. This one isn’t even done very well, the fuck is that top margin.

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But gold-pressed latinum comes in bricks so I think they would win.

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“If you eat meat you are a DOG MURDERER”

People like you are why lots of people hate vegans.

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You understand less about his job than he understands about AIDS.

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Laughs in kitchen right next to attached garage

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The reason for that is because conservative values are shit and sane people don’t like being covered in shit.

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Yeah but if you tell the factory farms to lower the beef number they’ll just cram the same number of cattle into a smaller area.

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Just trying to show that there’s more to the rights in the Bill of Rights than just the text of the Bill of Rights.

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