androogee

@androogee@midwest.social

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androogee,

Yeah man life is really fuckin frustrating. Welcome to earf.

androogee,

So is the Necronomicon.

Coincidence? Who can say.

androogee,

Now imagine these corrupted images being engraved into stone or steel by machine. Turned into literal artifacts for future generations to ponder over.

androogee,

Eggs are single cells, but all single cells are not eggs.

androogee,

Red alert, red alert, red alert

androogee,

The Jews did it?

Come on, that’s a little on the nose, isn’t it?

androogee, (edited )

Read the article, that’s literally the first thing they explain

Besides which, it’s very obviously a train if you just look at it. It’s a small monorail train specifically designed for this purpose using existing infrastructure.

People are never fucking happy.

androogee,

I went to the store to buy a candle holder, but they didn’t have one… So I bought a cake.

androogee,

Please tell us more about your victimhood.

androogee,

I’m so sorry to inform you of this, but in the year of our Zord 2024, we are no longer accepting “one of the ten billion apes, bots, advertising agencies, liars, and trolls who are screaming into the Internet at all times said something I disagree with” as a valid source of outrage, controversy, or secondhand conversation.

Please understand that this is not personal, nor is it a judgement on your specific opinion. We would recommend addressing the comment you disagree with directly at its source, if you feel you must address it at all.

androogee,

Fasting love will lead us all to nowhere. When, when will we learn? I shall avenge the death of all the romance.

androogee,

Unless he has a-studied his Agrippa… Which I have.

androogee,

Career Opportunities, a movie about a down-on-her-luck woman in a store after closing time. Apposite to the news story.

androogee,

In Mortal Kombat they’re called Noob Saibot

androogee,

Where were you smuggling the comma exactly?

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