ashten

ashten, 3 hours ago to random

researchers:

hey, we figured out how to unlock tesla's with less than $100 worth of radio equipment

tesla's reply:> yah, uhmmm... we never actually advertised that our keyless entry system was supposed to prevent theft

me: ​:neocat_what:​

ashten, 2 hours ago to random

happy birthday @puniko !

we all love you and hope you have a wonderful day today! ​:neocat_heart_pink:​

ashten, 2 hours ago to random

teacher:

you can be anything you want when you grow up ​:neocat_heart_pink:​

student:> i can be a girl??? ​:neocat_aww:​

conservative:
> no! bad!

teacher:> yes ​:neocat_heart_pink:​ even a girl

ashten, 6 hours ago to random

our competition

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9ttawy9dsbau00sk

ashten, 1 day ago to random

didnt you know that red sauce can be replaced with glue?

ashten, 1 day ago to random

uhm, excuse me miss, where's your woem pass?

ashten, 1 day ago to random

k

ashten, 1 day ago to random

can someone give me a copypasta to read outloud?

ashten, 1 day ago to random

hey girl~

why are you looking at me like you're expecting me to say something? i was just saying hi cuz youre cute

ashten, 1 day ago to random

k = shut tf up
kk = acknowledge
kkk = (just dont use this one, ever)
kkkk = omg! im excited!
kkkkk = aaaaaa!!! im so excited to do the thing!!!!

ashten, 1 day ago to random

the earth is so big that it might as well be flat

because my tiny mind cannot perceive the enormous concept that it might actually be round due to my incredibly narrow perception of my place in the universe and that not everything revolves around me

ashten, 1 day ago to random

oh no, @puniko changed her pfp!!!

ashten, 1 day ago to random

plurality is a social contagion

your headmates tell you they're plural, and then suddenly you think youre plural too!

ashten, 2 days ago to random

​:ashten_milk:​

ashten, 2 days ago to random

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
warning
your fedi acct has encountered an error!

please reply with your password to verify
your identity!

dont actually do this

ashten, 2 days ago to random

​:loading:​

loading post...

ashten, 3 days ago to random

if windows 11 is so good,
why isnt there a windows 12?

ashten, 3 days ago to random

imagine being so extroverted that you want to talk to an AI to make an order instead of clicking on buttons

ashten, 3 days ago to random

woem.men officially tf.s endorsed??? ​:neocat_aww:​

ashten, 3 days ago to random

hands you a 10 megaton bomb with the timer already set

free sample from ashten's evil emporium! ​:neocat_floof:​

i cant believe that despite giving out all these samples, im still losing customers faster than ever!

ashten, 3 days ago to random

if someone is unemployed, the government should automatically put a hold on their mortgage

ashten, 3 days ago to random

amber: i want to impregnate ashten

every other subpost on fedi: i wanna be impregnated too

ashten, 3 days ago to random

@garden

ashten, 3 days ago to random

my personal idea of fedi is actively federating with other instances while keeping blocklists to a minimum

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9tomd9eksy9x02o8

ashten, 3 days ago to random

having two gfs is like:
​:neocat_blush_hide:​