ashten

@ashten@woem.men

[evil] lvl. 100 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident.

possibly a robot girl cuz she cant pass captchas, but theres no way to know for sure, cuz she breathes, sleeps, and bleeds just like a human girl.

ℹ️ Head Server maid for woem.men ​:blobcatchewwire:​

⚠️ I frequently parody religious themes in my posts.
⚠️ Can be unhinged sometimes.
⚠️ Banned from TBS for being "anti-TBS."

ℹ️ Girlfriend: Leah
ℹ️ Headmates: Leebee, Katherine, and Emily
ℹ️ Goddaughter: Luna

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I use roleplay as a coping mechanism to process the trauma I've endured. While my 'unhinged' posts might be shocking, please understand that they don't reflect how I act in real life. I always provide content warnings for these posts, allowing anyone who might find them disturbing to easily scroll past or mute them.

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ashten, to random

woem.men will be implementing an alogorithm to ensure that the most popular user on the instance will always show up on your timeline first!

ashten, to random

i have placed a forkbomb in the woem.men server, attached to a cron job. every minute, the cron job chooses a random number between 0 and 5 million.

if at any point it chooses 1 as the random number, the forkbomb runs, and the server crashes

puniko, to random

press X to meow

ashten,

@puniko woem

ashten, to random

1

ashten, to random

me: writes a meaningless quote i overheard in a video game

fedi: likes and boosts

ashten, to random

burn captchas with fire

ashten,

@root oh thank fuck

ashten, to random

you have to create a presentation on fedi

what do you talk about on the presentation?

ashten, to random

the stimulus checks were a bad idea. everyone just spent the money right away

poor people spent it on overdue bills, repairs, food, and other necessities, stimulating the economy

middle class people treated themselves, stimulating the economy

rich people wouldve thrown it into savings, not stimulating the economy

if the stimulus checks hadnt been revoked, we likely wouldnt be having mass layoffs now, since money would still be churning in from the lower and middle class. instead, we're back to the upper class hoarding money, and none of the other classes being able to spend anything to keep the economy afloat

cash movement is how you get a healthy economy. when people hoard or dont have anything to spend, the economy collapses

ashten, to random

capitalism assumes an even playing field
except that capitalism ensures the playing field isnt even

life shouldnt be a competition -- not when it comes to life and death
competition should be reserved for games

ashten, to random

me: drinks energy drink
me: bouncing off the wall
me: still eepy tho ​:neocat_woozy:​

ashten, to random

mmkay, whats going on with tor trying to access woem.men?

ashten,

@4censord no, turns out its a fedinuked instance trying to bypass fediblock

ashten, to random

sharkey admins

UPDATE YOUR SHARKEY ASAP

ashten, to random

new merch! cuz im getting desperate to pay the bills!

100% naturally sourced!

this is a joke, if its not obvious

ashten, to random

RE: https://akko.wtf/objects/c78a7241-37be-4dbf-8bcb-5322619e3a0c

ashten, to random

hhhhhhhh i love my gf

ashten, to random

hey girl~

starts rifling through a book called "pickup lines for autistic people." uhhhh... can i inject you the same way you got injected with a vaccine? jfc, what is this garbage?

so, uh,,, neurotypicals, huh? ​:neocat_bottom:​

ashten, to random

today i learned, i can use cloudflare to block AI scrapers

so, woem.men users, rest peacefully. your content (hopefully) wont be scraped by AI!

ashten, to random

me trying to sell my sysadmin skills to potential employers

ashten, to random

helldivers 2 refund requested

ashten, to random

its amazing how the helldivers 2 reviews went from overwhelmingly position to mostly negative in just a few days

people had a LOT of faith in that studio, and tbh, i dont blame them. that studio was doing a lot of stuff right. and then suddenly, it alienated most of its community.

puniko, to random

@LianSirenia Happy Bday

​:nacho_cake:​

ashten,

@puniko @LianSirenia happy birthday lian!!!!

ashten, to random

we're upgrading our arsenal from fediblocks to fedinukes

ashten, to random

i am pleased to announce that the woem.men mod team will be receiving a new fleet of vehicles!

we believe that full militarization of our mod team is essential to keeping the transphobes and cops away from our safe space!

this is a joke

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