ashten

ashten, 2 months ago to random

whats a side channel attack?

well, there was once a man who owned 43 Domino restaurants. he could predictably tell you when the next classified government operation was going to take place, and aboutish where, based on the surge of scheduled pizza orders for government locations

ashten, 5 months ago to random

by boosting this, you agree that girls are cute

ashten, 2 months ago to random

(im going through my reddit folder from a year ago, btw)

ashten, 24 days ago to random

i got a few referals from fedi, but they fell through cuz they got switched to in-office jobs after i applied.

so, here's a new revision of my resume. please, if your employer is hiring, let me know, or forward my resume to them.

i super appreciate it!

ashten, 2 months ago to random

hey fedi! just a reminder that im currently looking for work! here's my resume (with some details redacted)

if your workplace is hiring someone with my skills, please lemme know!

#getfedihired ​:boostRequest:​

ashten, 24 days ago to random

intel chip instability fiasco explained

well, first of all... they laid off 2/3rds of their validation team, myself included

ashten, 4 months ago to random

hey, so.... just fyi, we found a known backdoor in matrix encryption that the developers aren't denying, but more of sweeping to the side.

Edit: Can be used to intercept new messages (but not past messages), and can be used to impersonate a person.

ashten, 14 days ago to random

​:blobcatchewwire:​

ashten, 5 months ago to random

have you ever tried not being cringe?

i have. it was heckin' boring

ashten, 2 hours ago to random

researchers:

hey, we figured out how to unlock tesla's with less than $100 worth of radio equipment

tesla's reply:> yah, uhmmm... we never actually advertised that our keyless entry system was supposed to prevent theft

me: ​:neocat_what:​

ashten, 4 months ago to random

requires advanced mfm
Trying to land a neocat on the moon isn't going so well...

​:neocat_googly_drool:​
🚀
🌕

ashten, 4 months ago to random

1 week ago:
transphobe: brigades chatroom. posts horrendous anti trans stuff
me: why do you bully innocent people?
transphobe gets banned

1 day ago:
transphobe: opens DM with new account hey, i want to apologize. i dont remember who said it, but someone asked why i bully innocent people, and that made me do some introspection. i feel awful. i joined another trans chatroom, and y'all are literally the nicest people ive ever met
me: asks about why he lashed out at us. and we talk about it.
transphobe: talks about relating to us a lot. but definitely cis still.

today:
me: shows him my pre and post transition photos
transphobe: how???
me: sends photo of my boobs
transphobe: those look real!!!
me: they are real! just a little bit of estrogen was all they needed to grow!
transphobe: how????

y'all, i dont think this person is a transphobe anymore. confused for sure, but no longer hateful. kindness goes a long ways

ashten, 2 months ago to random

:3

ashten, 2 months ago to random

hey, i was rereading the hetzner emails, and i just realized that after i clarified the image wasnt CSAM, when they dug in that adult content isnt allowed, they were talking about woem.men as a whole, not the specific image anymore:

The violation of our Terms and Conditions consists of the nature of the site. We do not allow adult content on our network.

they literally deemed a transgender support site as adult content

i originally missed this cuz i was already panicking about trying to save my servers, i thought they were still talking about the specific image

ashten, 12 days ago to random

deleting your accounts every time you spiral is a form of self harm
you are not soothing the pain
you are isolating yourself from others who want to enjoy your company

ashten, 4 months ago to random

trans girls: invent something

tech bros: ooooo!!! this is ours now! can we implement crypt and ai into this???

ashten, 1 month ago to random

how did you get so good at alt tabbing for the boss?

before i moved out:
parents: knock knock enter

ashten, 2 months ago to random

:3

ashten, 2 months ago to random

icann buy that domain!

ashten, 1 month ago to random

i promise, i am 100% sane

ashten, 2 months ago to random

apple macs

ashten, 2 months ago to random

(unknown source. found in my yuri folder)

ashten, 7 days ago to random

im a motherfucking lady
and im gonna fucking swear like it
you cant do shit about it

ashten, 1 day ago to random

uhm, excuse me miss, where's your woem pass?

ashten, 2 months ago to random

hetzner has changed its mind, and is just telling me to remove the specific post now. i will be 404ing it temporarily to provide time to push woem.men over to other infrastructure

still, fuck hetzner