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athena_rose922

@athena_rose922@mstdn.social

A shy nerdy girl with a 45 caliber mouth. Paramedic, DMs Guild author and fandom dinosaur. (She/Her) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

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athena_rose922, to random
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I also found this on the same website and that description sets off my bullshit health grifter alarm multiple times. Let's go down the list:

Wellness: Check
Boost: Check
Increase Energy: Check
Proprietary: Check
Whole Body Health: Check
Cleanse: Check
Detox: Check
100% vitamin absorption: Check

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Also I just realized looking at the photo they included I cannot actually tell where the IV is. Is it in her wrist? Or just conveniently behind her knee? Doesn't look like the AC from the photo. I also don't see a flow controller on it anywhere which I find concerning.

There is additional snark in the image description because I can't help myself.

athena_rose922, to history
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I have to say this is an old story but one of the most clever marketing stunts I have seen.

I'm just picturing a Soviet submarine crew that took a really wrong turn at R'lyeh and all you can hear from the conning tower is "сука блять!" and Катюша coming from an old LP record.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2441457/Submarine-breaks-surface-Milan-STREET-marketing-stunt-left-bystanders-baffled.html

athena_rose922, to behindthebastards
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I'm listening to the episodes on Qaddafi and Robert Evans mentions this moment.

Being a fluff piece this article fails to mention that when he did this with the bulldozer the wall collapsed outwards onto the crowd that was watching. Which the show compares to something Homer Simpson would do.

I'm seeing where Far Cry 4 got a lot of Pagan Min from.

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1988/03/03/Gadhafy-rams-bulldozer-through-prison-gate/3839573368400/

maxkennerly, to random
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Lance Armstrong is a huge cheater in no position to talk about "fairness," of course.

But also note he has no record of advocating for remedying Title IX violations or for alleviating pay disparities. His supposed concern for women's sports begins and ends with trans athletes.

athena_rose922,
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@maxkennerly Not sure what pisses me off more, the blatant hypocrisy or the "just asking questions" mentality in the face of what trans and GNC people are facing on all levels.

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@maxkennerly and he has doubled down more than a KFC sandwich made of two chicken breasts.

athena_rose922, to random
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I'm listening to something about the history of the Pentagon and during the Cold War the USSR was convinced there was a meeting room or a bunker in the building the middle of the court yard because they always saw high ranking people coming and going from there.

It was a hot dog stand.

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It kind of reminds me of a story on the other side where the CIA had an entire task force assigned to figuring out what a weird vehicle they kept seeing in satellite images was and it turned out to be a giant hydrofoil that was basically useless outside of the inland seas.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspian_Sea_Monster

athena_rose922, to random
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I bought new pants the other day and I have to hem them because I'm too short. 😭

More accurately my legs are short. My upper and lower bodies are from two different people so I have a super long waist and short legs.

It also means that I need to shop for petite pants even though in terms of my raw height I am not actually petite.

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@max_headroom I was sitting next to my roommate at one point and I caught him looking at me askance because in terms of torso height I was taller than him but standing up he has a couple inches on me.

athena_rose922, to random
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One of my favorite types of anti maskers are the ones who claim that they make you retain CO2. Because they don't realize that we can disprove that. Easily. You can measure CO2 levels in someone.

athena_rose922,
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The funniest one was some idiot a couple weeks ago who was saying that to make up for the fact that they're masked they pump oxygen into operating rooms. Which is hilarious because if you know the slightest thing about stoichiometry you know that's a recipe for exploding ORs.

athena_rose922, to random
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Holy fuck guys I did it, I passed the medic exam! It's still unreal that I can take the "student" out of my bio and just say Paramedic. 3 years of Hell, finally done.

athena_rose922, to random
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I just had a Tesla tailgating me and when he finally passed me I saw the license plate said DURACL.

This person probably doesn't know this but "durac" in Russian means idiot.

athena_rose922, to random
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I absolutely love this quote from this video about the Directorate of Miscellaneous Weapons Development in Britain:

Taking a collection of mad scientists, garden shed inventors, young troublemakers, pyromaniacs and cat herders and giving them all a warehouse full of interesting spare parts, and after locking them up in there telling them if they came up with something interesting to help them beat the Nazis there might be a second or possibly even a third warehouse in it for them.

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