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chronomyst

@chronomyst@jorts.horse

I'm here but not here

Perhaps misguided, certainly human

Keep your distance, partner

Reckon you for a stranger?

I wreck it up

Now it's in the walls

(now it's inside you)

(check under the bed)

BLM
ACAB
EFF U
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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taped a bag of shredded cheese behind the toilet

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They tell me to report hallucinations but I'm like how do I know if it's a hallucination.

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God I hate Mastodon.

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Morpheus: Jesus fucking Christ did you just take both pills?

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and and go to your full-time job with benefits.

You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, you get a PhD, and you're unemployable.

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found out the hard way not to answer "for research" when they ask why you want to adopt

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will this fucking day end already

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i identify as a meat popsicle

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frogurt's just another word for nothing left to lose

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millions of memes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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she Klaatud on his barada ultil he nikto'd

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When someone interacts with my toots a dream dies.

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if i could just get out my own fucking way

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when somebody boosts my post

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less. people.

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This remains the social media platform I always wanted everyone.

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Fifth Third Bank?

No thanks, I don't want a bank that can't reduce fractions.

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One of the worst moves right now is making decisions.

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they call em buttons cause they butt on to stuff

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Steven Spielberg actually did snuff films before changing his whole approach.

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crash test dummies were big in the 90s

band as well as actually crash test dummies

thin on the ground these days

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new happy meal toy just dropped

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I just remembered how one time in school they made us walk in barefeet across a room full of mousetraps with blindfolds on while a classmate told us where to walk (inevitability directly into the most mousetraps).

I think the purpose was trust building?

wtf was that shit

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@StillIRise1963

forrest gump waving

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@StillIRise1963 struggling every day, i hope you and yours are well

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