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Gogs

@Gogs@mas.to

Very much just saying things, really.

All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to

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TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I could be wrong, but I think there's a minion in the road. Everyone else can see it, right? Right?!

The minion has turned to face the left of the camera. What is it looking at? Who knows. Is it even real? What is real? Am I real?

Gogs,
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@TheBreadmonkey That’s the woke police! Scarper!

Gogs, to random
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Struggling to know how best to display veneration for what is clearly the world’s greatest pedestal.

ElleGray, to random
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Discovered an excellent new word today: dreich. Bleak, miserable, cheerless, dreary. It even sounds exactly right when you say. No this is not a comment on my current state of mind. Not at all.

Gogs,
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@ElleGray As a Scottish person, I can confirm that necessity was very much the mother of invention with regards to us producing that little gem.

Gogs, to random
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Encouraging societal consensus by doing bad posts

Gogs,
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@kerouac666 I’m the Brave Little Poster

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Blarty blooper

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New set of edgy, adult-oriented Middle Earth films announced, beginning with Paul Verhoeven’s Hobbiton Nights

Gogs, (edited ) to random
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“A wop bop a loo bop a lop…. bam boom?” he said, with genuine concern.

Gogs, to random
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Dressed ‘preppy’? What, like, in a combat vest full of deer jerky?

Gogs, to random
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Rethinking the epistolary novel as a joint album of diss tracks.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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@Schnuckster

I'm really hoping for some tips from you here

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112373070500963719

Gogs,
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@TheBreadmonkey @Schnuckster I am utterly football-blind and beyond the point of trying to pretend, so tend to puncture the tedium of my mates’ soccerliloquys with stuff like:

Them: [Team] are fucking awful

Me: I think they’re a smashing bunch of lads.

I also used to insist that I only ever wanted to discuss the fortunes of Burntisland Shipyard Amateurs, but they became Burntisland Shipyard FC, which doesn’t have the same ring. Things move fast in the modern game.

Gogs, to random
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✨You CAN have IT ALL!!*✨

  • 1 (one) empire of dirt
Gogs, to random
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Paratha the wrapper

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Not me taking undeserved pride in tree-identification skills my kid learned from Minecraft.

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Aging beautifully, like a germinating tuber

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No, no - everybody always thinks that, but it’s actually Night AND the Museum

Gogs, to random
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Why, yes… they ARE calling me ‘the Enigma machine of interpretive dance’

Gogs,
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@humanhorseshoes Like a fine kielbasa

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Born under a bad post

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I’m always four moves ahead, which is why I’m a shit line-dancer.

Gogs,
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They hate me and my teeny-tiny belt buckle.

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Alphabetti vignetti

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[Swoons] Ohhhhh, the protagony!!

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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In my defence, your Honour, I thought it would be funny

Gogs,
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@TheBreadmonkey I reckon there’s semantic space for both - it could be a bit of fun, but not necessarily funny.

Gogs, to random
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Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-boosting, for my mental health.

Gogs,
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@TheBreadmonkey Timeline damager, patter to the people!

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