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dalfuss

@dalfuss@corteximplant.com

Enby :BhjFlag_Nonbinary:​ :QueerCat_Trans:​ | Pan :BhjFlag_Pansexual: | heftig gay | '98 | hat eine Meinung | Autism :BhjFlag_Autism: | Privatperson

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dalfuss, to Eurovision
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PERKELE

dalfuss, to random German
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Sie sind unzufrieden mit der Lage von Zwitscher und wollen zu ausgestorbenes Rüsseltier wechseln, wissen aber nicht welche Instanz die beste für Sie ist? Kommen Sie zu Hirnrindenimplantat! Wir haben alles was das Herz begehrt!

dalfuss,
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http://hirnrindenimplantat.de/

dalfuss,
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Yes, I bought that domain just for a stupid joke. 😂

dalfuss,
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@kura @MagicLike I WANT TO TEACH THE WORLD TO FAP

dalfuss,
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@kura @MagicLike OMG I JUST REALIZED YOUR INSTANCE DOMAIN LMAOOOOO

THOMSOTRON, to random German
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Contact me for wrong answers to your questions.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @THOMSOTRON Even more important question: What's the weccommended amount of dedotated wam to a server?

dalfuss, to random
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What is this called? Wrong answers only!

revengeday, to random
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As @pixel and I have realized, we've known each other for probably over 15 years but have never met in person :D

dalfuss,
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@revengeday it's gotta be almost 10 years for us two too!

dalfuss, to random
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My Corteximplant Pinbadge is already breaking :(

dalfuss,
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There's been a weird bump right there from the start uwu

dalfuss,
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@revengeday Ohhh thenk! :3

dalfuss, to random
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WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR COMPLETELY UNREACHABLE PEOPLE?!?!?! 😭😭😭

dalfuss,
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At least I'm shooting my shot, I guess? Is lovebombing a valid tactic to make someone like you or is that already manipulative or toxic? 👉👈😅

dalfuss,
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I mean. They already like me of course! But not in the same way I like them. And they also know that I'm really into them and that I'm trying to make them like me even more so I don't think I'm being manipulative since they know exactly what's going on.

I also assured them that they can tell me to tone it down or stop if they ever feel uncomfortable with what I'm doing and that I wouldn't get mad if they did!

So I feel like it's ok, right?

dalfuss,
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PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I'M NOT BEING AN AWFUL PERSON 👉👈 (Or tell me I am if that's the case pls)

dalfuss,
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@revengeday thank god! :3

dalfuss, to random German
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Magie = Physik/Wollen

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Happy Monday 2.0

dalfuss,
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@revengeday I really thought it was Monday until my teacher told me it's Tuesday...

dalfuss, to random
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. @revengeday when talking about Fedi Instances:

https://youtu.be/FSswEzWJdWo?t=6

revengeday, to random
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Can someone pull me out of this deep hole? Thanks to @Gargron cuddling around with his Silicon Valley friends, I'm itching to close the instance here. Mastodon somehow feels dirty atm.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @Gargron I just preordered a corteximplant keychain tag! You can't do that! :bunangry:​ :JitterEyes:​ :tone_joking:​

dalfuss, to random
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Marcel D'Avis.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday bei 1&1!

dalfuss, to random
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If I go on someones profile and it tells me there's nothing there even tho I can see their toots on my other account does that mean they blocked me?

dalfuss,
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@revengeday its a pretty obscure instance tbh.. it's called "corteximplant.com" 😅

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