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dalfuss

@dalfuss@corteximplant.com

Enby :BhjFlag_Nonbinary:​ :QueerCat_Trans:​ | Pan :BhjFlag_Pansexual: | heftig gay | '98 | hat eine Meinung | Autism :BhjFlag_Autism: | Privatperson

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dalfuss, to random German
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Erster Wecker um 5... nimmi normal ey.

dalfuss, to random German
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Heute nochmal fett abmeddln und morgen wieder Berufsschule 🙃

revengeday, to random
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W-What if we listen to dark techno from Berlin in a dimly lit room and just stare at each other? 😳​

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @LevelUp Why does that have to be in Berlin? 😭

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @LevelUp How about the most beautiful city in Germany? Heidelberg! 👀😂

Or at least somewhere more central. Berlin is like a 7 hour drive from here :( And it's Berlin ._.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @LevelUp Bad Hersfeld is pretty close to Frankfurt. If you're gonna fly it won't take much longer than Berlin. If you're going by train... tough luck :P

(Don't tell Ramses, but my actual reason is that I just really really don't like Berlin but I really really meet all the cool CI peeps uwu)

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @LevelUp I could even pick up some people from FRAport! It's basically on the way anyways 😂

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @SynAck @LevelUp With that Name? TSA already has a room with it on it lol

dalfuss,
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dalfuss, to random
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Wikipedia has a vector file for the uwu-face omg

revengeday, to random
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I spelled my name wrong.
Wrongses.

dalfuss,
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@revengeday Rameses? 🌚

dalfuss,
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@revengeday 👀😳

dalfuss, to random
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Bundesministerium für Cyberpunk

dalfuss,
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Hab dafür btw n Template in A4. Wenn ihr wünsche habt (oder das als PDF zum Ausdrucken wollt, sachter bescheid ^^ )

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revengeday, to random
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Fries with mayonnaise

dalfuss,
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@revengeday Aioli!

dalfuss, to random
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I don't like monkeys. There. I said it!

dalfuss, to random
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So. Is nightcity.bar bar alive rn? I didn't catch all the news uwu

dalfuss,
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@revengeday Amazing! Time to finally make myself a private account! :) Thenk :3

dalfuss, to random
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Winter is coming. Remember to moisturise! (And put a blanket on your Blåhaj. They get cold too!)

dalfuss, to random
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IT'S NOVEMBER, WHY ARE THERE STILL HORNETS AROUND?!?!

dalfuss,
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@MagicLike Afaik it's illegal to kill Wasps, Bees and Hornets in Germany 😅

Also I try not to kill living beings. That's what I pay the butchers for 😉😂

I caught it with a cup and politely showed it the exit :)

dalfuss,
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@MagicLike I, on the other hand, most definetly need to be bonked 🙃😂

marta, to random
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I'm entering the age of seeing women my age have kids...

dalfuss,
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@revengeday @marta I'm in my mid 20s. Some of my peers have children, I still am one! :)

dalfuss, to random German
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Baden > Württemberg

mattgrayyes, to random
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Nooooooooooo

The alternative, Caramilk, is horrible. It’s got the icky undertones that American chocolate has.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67355475

dalfuss,
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@mattgrayyes Had to read it like 4 times before I realized that's English and not French lmao

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