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girlonthenet, to random
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One of my absolute favourite @stuart_cb illustrations today. The 1950's pinup style but with iPhone on the bed is just... chef's kiss. Sorry the blog post turned into something so weird.

1950's housewife / Trashfire

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/1950s-housewife-trashfire/

danael_e,
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@girlonthenet @stuart_cb yeah, I do not own much in terms of lingerie (you know, those ruffly barely there here-come-and-get-it stuff).
But consciously/unconsciously when I want an SDS chisel (most of the time aka my partner) I darn make sure top & bottom match, give me little more lift (I'm 36 D) and have the least cloth. Maybe, I am one of them 50's girls who enjoyed the readying as well as the finale? It is thrilling!
Doesn't mean I never get wishy washy.
I enjoyed the post so much. Thanks.

ange11eya, to random
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This is my worst nightmare 😭 how can i film now 😭

danael_e,
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@ange11eya yikes.

It is one of the main reasons we use a camera. Worst thing that can happen is to swap out the memory card. Of course it is cumbersome as photos are edited on a laptop.

girlonthenet, to random
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Tickets to see Greg Davies do comedy in a football stadium are over £50. What is wrong with the world? I'd pay £50 to see him in a comedy club, but a fucking stadium is a less fun experience, for absolutely ludicrous money.

danael_e,
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@girlonthenet and doing so has the possible side effect of supporting small, maybe even family-owned, venues and thus money stays in the community not in corporate hands.
£50 seems a tad high for a venue that is not designed/intended for acoustic use. We haven't gone to a stadium since before the pandemic, but seats are not for our butt's comfort.

girlonthenet, to dating
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Why are straight men so relentlessly intent on missing the joke when they speak to women on apps?

Non-monogamous, bisexual, married guest blogger Oscar has some thoughts based on his + his wife's WILDLY differing experiences...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/straight-men-cant-joke/

18+ danael_e,
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@girlonthenet Here's me losing the bet 😡

Now onto a more analytical stance. I agree with @ThreeSigma selection bias is definitely an issue. Add that to the "laser focus" on sex/pleasure (let's f..k and be done with it) of some humans... so you get hungry wolf pack mentality.

Me and Cyn's non-monogamous experience is not ample but similar. Both cis and for us there is also wide difference in interactions with couples, single women and single men. 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♂️

Edit: SW can be too narrow a definition

18+ robyneatseverything, to random
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I've FINALLY hung one of the new mirrors in my bedroom so I can take photos like this again

18+ danael_e,
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@robyneatseverything
Ah, the beauty of a bedroom mirror is to showcase beauty

18+ danael_e, to random
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@girlonthenet seems that there is an issue with the GOTN blog site.

18+ danael_e,
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@girlonthenet Just got back on masto and read your request.
Indeed, refresh and the page is online. Interesting.

Yesterday we were talking about some difficulties with seeing images in toots from other instances. Depending on where we are connected, images load just fine or we have to click on "open link on another tab" to be able to see them. Also, if images are not loading, if we click on "open image on another tab" the image does not load.
Someone said it might be how DNS is parsed.

18+ girlonthenet, to nsfw
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NEW blog: He told me “I love how gently you touch my dick” and this information was such a precious gift.

Of all the gifts he’s given me, the one for which I’m most grateful is permission to take my time. Go slow. Be gentle. Really luxuriate in every single detail of every single touch…

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gifts-touch-me-gently/

18+ danael_e,
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@girlonthenet we anticipate and dread, lust and avoid clicking on the blog post links.
It becomes impossible to restrain our horny minds to go down the rabbit hole three or more posts.
Touching not necessary. My knickers drenched, lips slick, button throbbing. Him showing more contour than usual, sometimes wetness screams out from so much precum.

You rock.

iamhornyforeveryone, to random

I love big round fake tits like hers.

video/mp4

danael_e,
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@iamhornyforeveryone those tits must be incredibly uncomfortable.
I cannot even stand to have a bra for long periods of time. Imagine having something pressing your chest every minute of every hour, every day.

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