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danjac

@danjac@masto.ai

Software developer/professional Jira ticket puncher.

Originally British, naturalized Finn. Interested in #scifi #fantasy #movies #opensource #python #django #javascript #running #nature #art #podcasts #languages #history

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Header pic: Pascal Blanche https://pascalblanche.artstation.com/projects/r9ZEKL

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Why did Russell Brand get baptized in the Thames. There's enough turds in there as it is

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https://davidgraeber.org/articles/hostile-intelligence-reflections-from-a-visit-to-the-west-bank/

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Sunak doing one of his "angry" speeches reminds me of the scene in the Inbetweeners when Will "Briefcase Wanker" gets all his classmates banned from the pub

danjac,
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@EA7KRC Christopher Hitchens once wrote about getting spanked by Margaret Thatcher. Not sure if he was entirely joking but he also wasn't clear whether he enjoyed it or not.

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Sheesh. Even Musk & Chait are having to tell the Queen of TERF Island to tone it down a bit.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/j-k-rowling-trans-twitter-elon-musk-1235019620/#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17156681670553

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Got a CRT telly with a HDMI input a couple years ago as a Goodwill impulse buy for 99 cents. Works and everything, tested it in the shop.

It's sat under a pinball for two years while I find room to set it up, I never once tried plugging anything into it

Anyway I've found somewhere for it to live and started making plans for a stand and figured I'd test it and found out it's a piece of shit lol

danjac,
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@ifixcoinops because the guy who suggested "let's make decent products for a change" at the meeting got tossed out of the window

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The US government should legalize cocaine in Hollywood to get some creativity back in the place.

danjac,
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Micro-dosing LSD or taking ayahuasca trips don't cut it. You end up with ideas like everything should be an NFT

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YouTube is basically the Torment Nexus for people who produced mediocre sci-fi shows in the late 20th century

That low-budget evening entertainment you did for a credit on your CV will forever be discussed in the future by weird nerds on a video channel with too many children's toys displayed on shelves in their bedrooms

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You get the impression from today's Tories (Sunak, Truss et al) that they don't really like Britain or its people very much. They regard the British people as lazy, "woke", workshy and ungrateful.

Hence all their talk about doing away with doctors' sick notes, discouraging work-from-home, "Singapore on the Thames" etc. They would much rather be governing an imaginary authoritarian country somewhere in Asia with zero workers rights.

danjac,
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I have no idea how the Tories would turn around their catastrophic polling or recover post-election but coming across that they actually like ordinary people would be a good start.

danjac,
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@peteriskrisjanis thinking in particular of the "Britannia Unchained" lunatics like Truss. The problem these geniuses don't face is that they have to win elections and even right-of-center voters genuinely don't want to live in their weird dystopia.

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@forthy42 which (from their point of view) would be fine if you ruled an authoritarian state, but it's hard to oppress and enslave people while at the same time expecting them to vote for you.

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@fishidwardrobe Thatcher most definitely. But she was able to paint the unions as the "enemy within" that held the British people back. The current lot view the problem as the British people themselves (aided of course by the nebulous "deep state").

danjac,
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@kim_harding "Hard Brexit", or as the North Koreans call it, "Juche".

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@selzero if you vote Tory you're either a moron or a millionaire (check your bank account if you're not sure which category you belong to).

But....even the most self-interested narcissistic NIMBY home-owner would not like to live under a Trussite Neo-Singaporean regime.

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@fishidwardrobe arguably the Deep State conspiracy goes back to the British comedy show "Yes Minister", which was a favourite of Thatcher's.

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Netflix execs to Zack Snyder: "Roger Corman made Rebel Moon in a cave! From a box of scraps!"

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Ryans Gosling and Reynolds to star in a movie about parachutists called Free Fall Guy

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When Americans talk about "small government" I think they mean something like a New England village council of elders in the 1600s

https://www.rawstory.com/katie-britt-shredded-register-women/

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Natalie Elphick is definitely a Conservative Party op. They got rid of a useless and scandal-ridden MP who was on the way out anyway and Starmer took the bait

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lol no what shite

ChatGPT and the like could free up coders to new heights of creativity | John Naughton | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/11/chatgpt-ai-will-co-pilot-coders-to-new-heights-of-creativity

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chatgpt is probably the most frustrating waste of time

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Watching latest Mission Impossible and realising Tom Cruise is same age as Angela Lansbury in the early seasons of Murder She Wrote and the only physical stunt she did was cycling around Cabot Cove

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@bazkie yeah that show had higher body count than the Sopranos

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