@astrid roleplay: I'm the data center engineer you're yelling at while I cry trying to find the right port the unlabeled DAC cable goes into on the TOR switch I accidentally unplugged (I do not have a humiliation fetish, I'm just stupid)
@astrid roleplay: I'm a systems engineer on the verge of breaking down after listening to the software engineering team discussing a possible migration to FourPorp in our daily standup after I just finished fixing the shitshow caused by migrating to Shnorm from OpenFux six months ago.
I can't believe I bought 128TB of storage for less than $1000. Thank you @sun and others for helping me get petty revenge on that eBay seller that blocked me by sending low ball offers until he accepted one.
>leave protonmail, move to skiff
>love skiff
>skiff gets bought out by Notion™️
>Notion™️ sunsetting skiff
>leave skiff, move to protonmail <-- YOU ARE HERE
virgin nulled LLC Omaha Nebraska infrastructure (soon to be decommissioned in a couple of months) vs the chad nulled LLC Quad Cities IA/IL infrastructure
@astrid my name is Mark Guy and I love Boats and Fishing. The only thing worse than being out on the water without a cold one in my left hand and fishing rod in the right is being charged with resisting arrest and criminal trespassing
