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ennuicartierbresson

@ennuicartierbresson@mastodon.social

Designer/photographer/bicycle cowboy living in lutruwita/Tasmania. Nothing suggests I will not be forlorn when I’m old.

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I found the dumbest podcast in existence and I'm absolutely loving this episode (woman who sounds like nelson muntz describing her encounter with telepathic bigfoot)

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@nesevis undetermined, but praying to jesus seems to slow it down

ennuicartierbresson,
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@tonyarnold @nesevis bigfoot did 9/11

ennuicartierbresson,
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@tonyarnold @nesevis that’s just science ✨

ennuicartierbresson,
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@tonyarnold hmmm that cotton WOULD suit the new me hmm

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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if the next watchOS doesn't let me broadcast heartrate over bluetooth natively I am going to lynch kevin lynch

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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My gaming experience these days:

  • 40 mins browsing
  • 3 hours downloading
  • 20 mins playing before getting bored
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@nesevis @tonyarnold oh my god

ennuicartierbresson,
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@nesevis @tonyarnold thanks guys

mattro, to random
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We are now n hours past the Apple event. The hater engines will be starting about now.

ennuicartierbresson,
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@mattro I’ve been idling this whole time

tonyarnold, to random
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I feel like my career has absolutely stalled.

Having all of this time to reflect and introspect during my illness and recovery over the past few months has left me wondering what impact I believed I was having on my peers and the people around me over the last decade.

ennuicartierbresson,
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@tonyarnold bro I fuckin loved working with you. Get confident, stupid!!

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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I think this is one of the best scams I've ever received. Except for "lcioud.com” and the fact I am quite open about my sick perversions

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I've made a huge mistake

ennuicartierbresson,
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@nesevis le epic bacon chungus doorbell

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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Setting up a new Mac in 2024 and still reliving this nightmare

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ennuicartierbresson, to random
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This represents the most drawing I have done in at least six months, probably more ☹️
https://mastodon.social/@ennuicartierbresson/112314625293003094

wonderofscience, to random
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When a helicopter's rotors synchronize with the camera frame rate.

Video Credit: Like tears in rain/CC-BY-SA-4.0

A helicopter's rotor blades appear stationary as it flies overhead.

ennuicartierbresson,
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@wonderofscience “I have to go now, my planet needs me”

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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Business idea: essential snake oils

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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damn so true

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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suing my parents over my lousy genes

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@nesevis if film and television have taught me anything i believe this is known as double jeopardy (and when on the stand they must answer in the form of a question)

jelly, to random
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our hot water system gave out today, just a couple of weeks after our garage door broke enough to require replacement.

owning a house is EXPENSIVE

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@nesevis @jelly @huwr it feels obvious but the best startup ideas always are

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Surgery is happening imminently.

I don’t do seem to do things by halves.

ennuicartierbresson,
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@tonyarnold eeek good luck Tony! 😣

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There should be a royal commission into non-alcoholic beer costing just as much as heavily taxed regular beer. it's not the expense that people are looking to recreate here

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