ennuicartierbresson

ennuicartierbresson, 3 months ago to random

CliftonStrengths™ is corporate astrology

ennuicartierbresson, 25 days ago to random

I found the dumbest podcast in existence and I'm absolutely loving this episode (woman who sounds like nelson muntz describing her encounter with telepathic bigfoot)

ennuicartierbresson, 1 month ago to random

My gaming experience these days:

• 40 mins browsing
• 3 hours downloading
• 20 mins playing before getting bored

ennuicartierbresson, 2 months ago to random

In other news

ennuicartierbresson, 4 months ago to random

If you’re gluten intolerant you can order a mug of butter instead of a croissant and the cafe has to give it to you

ennuicartierbresson, 3 months ago to random

Oh boy, true detective night country was a mess from start to finish

ennuicartierbresson, 2 months ago to random

Business idea: essential snake oils

ennuicartierbresson, 13 days ago to random

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

ennuicartierbresson, 1 month ago to random

I've made a huge mistake

ennuicartierbresson, 5 months ago to random

Me and my friends would have killed the tyranids with warhammers I can tell you that much

ennuicartierbresson, 2 months ago to random

suing my parents over my lousy genes

ennuicartierbresson, 1 month ago to random

Setting up a new Mac in 2024 and still reliving this nightmare

ennuicartierbresson, 3 months ago to random

Who has the most annoying voice in podcasting?

ennuicartierbresson, 4 months ago to random

Up wants me to pay them money so I can… beta test (?) and buy their branded merch (??)

Bro you are a bank

ennuicartierbresson, 5 months ago to random

I am not exaggerating when I say using Windows and Microsoft enterprise tools makes me want to go full kaczynski

ennuicartierbresson, 3 months ago to random

Cloud check

ennuicartierbresson, 2 months ago to random

damn so true

ennuicartierbresson, 4 months ago to random

can you change the primary tap/click gesture in visionOS to 👉👌

ennuicartierbresson, 1 month ago to random

This represents the most drawing I have done in at least six months, probably more ☹️
https://mastodon.social/@ennuicartierbresson/112314625293003094

ennuicartierbresson, 1 month ago to random

I think this is one of the best scams I've ever received. Except for "lcioud.com” and the fact I am quite open about my sick perversions

ennuicartierbresson, 4 months ago to random

This episode of the abhorrent war crimes of history podcast is brought to you by whoozle whazzle dot com

ennuicartierbresson, 26 days ago to random

if the next watchOS doesn't let me broadcast heartrate over bluetooth natively I am going to lynch kevin lynch

ennuicartierbresson, 8 days ago to random

how come ghosts are always wearing victorian era clothing and not jorts

ennuicartierbresson, 2 months ago to random

There should be a royal commission into non-alcoholic beer costing just as much as heavily taxed regular beer. it's not the expense that people are looking to recreate here

ennuicartierbresson, 4 months ago to random

I wish the vision pro didn't look like some sony concept accessory circa 1997