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eva_chaos, 21 days ago to random

@VikingChieftain @aaron @lindamarie @kimwulff @DrGeraintLLannfrancheta

I just found out today that my pawpaw gave up they keys to the tractor for his Florida panhandle farm at 105 years old. It was and still is a diversified farm, and my aunt is on the tractor now in her 70's. They are a testament to the south and the food that comes from it.

eva_chaos, 1 month ago to random

@VikingChieftain
@lindamarie
@aaron
@kimwulff

Look at this Japanese guy's vegetable garden. What the hell. I'm such a scrub.

https://www.google.com/maps/

eva_chaos, 2 months ago to random

Ya'll it's March 3rd and I'm barbecuing in Pennsylvania today. We are truly up sh*t creek with this climate. Also, who the hell ate all the tri-tip? I can't find any within 90 miles of here.

eva_chaos, 3 months ago to random

It's Lent and so I went to the the local Italian place to pick up a grandma pie. They handed be a box of hot wings that had been made in error for free. They smell amayzing and it's just not fair that I have to wait until tomorrow to eat them.

eva_chaos, 3 months ago to random

If russian soldiers were smart, they would set their own vehicles on fire and tell the command a drone did it.

https://nitter.1d4.us/AndrewPerpetua/status/1755483770084315445#m

eva_chaos, 3 months ago to random

My mom and I have a new bet running that this year will be the year Europe has to deal with famine refugees from russia.

https://interfax.com/newsroom/top-stories/98441/

Those morons said back in 2010 that they would be largely food independent by 2020. The whole chicken snafu proves that didn't happen.

https://apps.fas.usda.gov/newgainapi/api/report/downloadreportbyfilename?filename=Food%20Security%20Doctrine%20Adopted%20_Moscow_Russian%20Federation_2-11-2010.pdf

eva_chaos, 3 months ago to random

Apparently russia had a really bad day recently.

https://nitter.1d4.us/AndrewPerpetua/status/1754179970849493192#m

eva_chaos, 3 months ago to random

Ya'll keep an eye out for russian troll accounts using the #texit tag. Block, report, or meme them into obscurity.

#NAFO

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

This is the first installment of my personal stories of taking care of aging boomer parents. I'm going to do this because I need to vent, sorry.

My mom thinks that my General Tso's chicken is somehow healthier than my stir fry with brown sauce because the vegetables are on the side.

The brown sauce has less sugar in it and more sesame oil . Fml.

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

Good for them. I appreciate the hell out of old people standing up for the young.

https://nitter.net/Gerashchenko_en/status/1749126201652715957#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

Thank God these dogs can't call CPS. I'd be in front of a judge every time I didn't take them to the park in terrible weather, or give them the boiling water they beg me for.

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

🙄

At this rate my eyeballs are going to get stuck pointing backwards.

The russians think they want Alaska back.

https://nitter.net/intermarium24/status/1749063209019953447#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

So, this Chinese citizen joined the russian army and is now dying of rheumatic fever. There is no healthcare for him.

He's a raging *sshole, but I guess if there's any Chinese speaking person out there that might call the embassy on his behalf, you'd be a better person than I.

https://nitter.net/Biz_Ukraine_Mag/status/1748331906171601102#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

It's been snowing nonstop since last night so I'm hanging out on the floor with a dogs and a big pile of blankets. Slowly but surely, I'm becoming a northerner.

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

So, earlier today some extremely high person sent food to my house and abandoned it. Tbh I did them a favor because this cheeseteak is capital offense. They put it on half-baked bread. Like, the bread is that stuff you put in the oven for 10 minutes and cook it the rest of the way.

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

I'd like to thank the stoner out there that accidentally sent food to my house, didn't remember if they paid for it or not, and then stopped responding. I'm not interested in eating a cheesesteak and these funky wings, but my SO sure as hell will, and that means I can eat whatever I want tonight because he's already fed.

Leonardo DiCaprio in a tux makes a champagne toast.

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

You can't get any better advertising for the US defense industry than what the Ukrainians are putting out. If the Kremlin-backed GOP idiots were actually republicans rather than just unattractive prostitutes, they would be throwing every weapons system we have at Ukraine.

https://nitter.net/wartranslated/status/1747664472209052088#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

They must be really struggling to find another batch of cubeniks if they have to go this route.

https://nitter.net/Gerashchenko_en/status/1747668861363556421#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

Oh wow, the US isn't the only western country with mentaly ill politicians on the russian payroll.

https://nitter.net/ryangrim/status/1747410177060483519#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

It's not Girkin doom, but this will suffice I suppose.

Interesting statements about russian drone production:

https://nitter.net/secretsqrl123/status/1747644404402176137#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

#NAFOArticle5
#NAFO

Ya'll Mike Johnson is blocking aid for Ukraine. He has an account on sh*tter, we need a special op to take him down. If any of you still have an account there, spread the word. Boost this and get the word out.

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

@VikingChieftain

Sergei is a damn hero. I need to send him a pallet of Costco vodka.

https://apnews.com/article/russia-st-petersburg-warehouse-fire-2ebc797315605079d18514267f9930b0

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

@VikingChieftain

Sergei, my man at it again...

https://nitter.net/Azovsouth/status/1745852662728274257#m

eva_chaos, 4 months ago to random

@VikingChieftain
@lindamarie

Sergei has been busy this Christmas season.

https://nitter.net/Azovsouth/status/1745568996768747855#m