gremlins

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

god i am so tired
i am Definitely taking tomorrow off

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

ik ben aan het maken speculaaskaas, en het is lekker

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

w,,,what

i don't let google or android or any tech give me personalized suggestions so uhhhh if these are the generic ones, is everyone okay

i just wanted to search my phone for "hotspot"

gremlins, 7 months ago to random

me: yeah idk i am purposely kinda moving myself Away from IC dev work because i am not finding it fulfilling, so instead (several other things i want to do)
peer: well if you wanted some dev work i have a whole bunch you could help my team with! haha!
me: i mean if you want me to write all your work instructions and SOPs i would love to, or help triage things and document stuff
peer: so much fun dev work!!! take some!!
me: ......

gremlins, 5 months ago to random

me, sleep deprived, finally doing the honk shoes: :)
my service dog, apparently not that hungry: I SPILL KIBBLE INTO MY PLASTIC CRATE ON REPEAT FOR HOURS AND THEN USE IT LIKE A TOY HAHA ALSO THE BOWL IS FUN TOO

gremlins, 4 months ago to random

it's 630am and I'm somewhere safer and more usable for me so naturally i am starting a fresh pot of chowder right now.

gremlins, 29 days ago to random

my favorite part of mishearing vowels is that i am inventing incredible pet names for my partner and i am extremely unsorry

gremlins, 7 months ago to random

friday

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

let us toast (the rice)

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

shark farmer 2024

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

i have absolutely 0 chill today and it's not fine!!!!!

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

brb contacting the dutch embassy on whatsapp

gremlins, 7 months ago to random

i am so tempted to live post my fucked up reading of this wikipedia article about brutus

gremlins, 4 months ago to random

the only thing worse than how i am thinking about writing code at 2340 is that i am thinking about javascript, which i hate more than nearly everything

gremlins, 1 month ago to random

i know i just need to wait and have my 2nd dog again and then see how things settle, and also it is lonely this way. my gigantic dog won't learn how to take the stairs and i don't have a smaller dog i can carry and the tiny dog who would be satisfied as long as we were together and she could have a blanket is gone. i need my pack. i am so sad and lonely. my heart hurts. it's not enough dogs

gremlins, 7 months ago to random

catte (x2)

gremlins, 4 months ago to random

"pyrrh puts the ho in mentHOl" ????

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

i cried enough i needed extreme makeup today, i dropped 15-20 lb of steel on my head right where they're gonna fucking lyse my nerves tomorrow, and i am just. doing so fine

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

one of my most favorite shirts is way too big now and i am Sad

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

love name forms that are like "that's TOO much lettercine"

stop "validating" names y'all are always wrong

gremlins, 2 months ago to random

me: making devilled eggs
@eater: that tastes a lot like devilled eggs!
me: i... that's good i hope so??????????

gremlins, 3 months ago to random

i want literally any of my wheels and to just make yarns again. will anyone buy them? idk, the commercially spun and hand-dyed ones are way more affordable and therefore sell better, but like. goddamn idc I'll get back to dyeing after emigration but i can really spin from anywhere. if i have a wheel there. i don't think i have enough hands for bringing one to NL with me and i do not enjoy spindles

gremlins, 1 month ago to random

anyway I'm making cake, and bread

gremlins, 4 months ago to random

hey good evening fedi, i think i'm gonna eat my feelings and cry for the seventeenth time today, hbu

gremlins, 13 days ago to random

cis men continue to be at it again (trying to "teach" me out of the blue about basic unit conversions like i haven't already been doing them since i was 12, while I'm silently minding my own business trying to eat something for once today)